God of Watchmen

There is no god of watchmen on the disc. As Samuel Vimes once remarked in Guards! Guards! 'You get gods for every other profession; heroes, thieves, assassins and ladies of the night, but not watchmen. Probably not flash enough for them.' and as Carrot Ironfoundersson said in The Last Hero 'Coppers are too suspicious to trust anything that claims to be a God of them'.