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Book:Lords and Ladies
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Blurb
It's a hot Midsummer Night. The crop circles are turning up everywhere – even on the mustard-and-cress of Pewsey Ogg, aged four. And Magrat Garlick, witch, is going to be married in the morning... Everything ought to be going like a dream. But the Lancre All-Comers Morris Team have got drunk on a fairy mound and the elves have come back, bringing all those things traditionally associated with the magical, glittering realm of Faerie: cruelty, kidnapping, malice and evil, evil murder.[*] Granny Weatherwax and her tiny argumentative coven have really got their work cut out this time... With full supporting cast of dwarfs, wizards, trolls, Morris Dancers and one orang-utan. And lots of hey-nonny-nonny and blood all over the place.
[*] But with tons of style.
Characters
Major Characters
- Granny Weatherwax
- Queen of the Elves
- Mustrum Ridcully
- Nanny Ogg
- Magrat Garlick
- King Verence II
- Shawn Ogg, a man of many jobs (mostly the ones no one else wants...)
- Ponder Stibbons
Minor Characters
- King of the Elves
- Lankin
- Jason Ogg
- Death
- Binky
- Pewsey Ogg, Jason's sticky 4-year-old child
- The Librarian
- The Bursar
- Millie Chillum
- Girl witches:
- Perdita
- Diamanda (aka Lucy Tockley, possible reference to the Beatles' Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds)
- Amanita DeVice
- Muscara (real name Susan)
- Violet Frottidge, witch name Magenta
- Lancre Morris Men, excluding Jason Ogg above
- Bestiality Carter, Lancre's only baker
- Weaver, the thatcher
- Obidiah Carpenter, the tailor
- Baker, the weaver
- Thatcher, the carter
- Tailor, another weaver
- Tinker, the tinker
- Herne the Hunted, small god
- Giamo Casanunda, dwarf
- Hodgesaargh, falconer
- Mr Brooks, the royal beekeeper
Cameos and Mentions
- Dreen Ogg (mentioned)
- Mr Skindle
- Mr Spriggins, the butler (mentioned)
- Mrs Scorbic, the cook
- Boggi, Ankh-Morporkian dressmaker
- Ironfoundersson, dwarf
- Vitoller's Men, including Hwel and Tomjon (mentioned)
- Goodie Whemper (mentioned, maysherestinpeace)
- William Scrope, who dies chasing a Ramtop Red stag into the Circle
- Palliard, family to which Scrope's widow belongs
- The Dean
- The Lecturer in Recent Runes
- The Reader in Invisible Writings, title currently held by Ponder Stibbons
- Muckloe, pig breeder in Slice
- Greebo
- Mr Quarney, Lancre's only storekeeper and his wife
- Mother Peason (mentioned)
- Poorchick (mentioned)
- Bandits' Guild
- Granny Postalute (mentioned)
- Threepenny Nitt, Perdita's father
- Keeble, maiden name of Diamanda's mother, possible reference to the Keebler Elves
- Nanny Gripes, Goody Heggety, Nanna Plumb, and Black Aliss, chain of witches from which Granny Weatherwax descends (implying she's *much* younger than Black Aliss?)
- Mr Thrum, casualty of the Stick and Bucket Dance
- Psychotic Lord Hargon of Quirm (mentioned)
- Biddy Spective, Nanny's mentor
- Weezen (mentioned)
- Mrs Persifleur, at whose lodging house Ridcully once stayed (mentioned)
- Carbonaceous, Ridcully's troll mate. Carbonaceous is not a rock, but references a quality some rocks have, particularly Carbonaceous chondrite, a type of meteorite. (mentioned)
- Queen Agantia of Skund (mentioned)
- Sobriety Ogg, Nanny's ex-husband (mentioned)
- Eva Carter, Bestiality's wife (mentioned)
- Creosote (mentioned)
- Greyhald Spold (mentioned)
- Queen Amonia (mentioned)
Locations
- Lancre
- The Dancers
- The Long Man
- Lancre Gorge through which flows the Lancre River, and which is spanned by Lancre Bridge (Lancratians aren't real creative on geographical naming)
- Lancre Castle
- Long Gallery, a long gallery
- Great Hall, a great hall
- Deep Dungeons, guess...
- Cabb's Well (mentioned)
- Copperhead Mountain
- The Goat and Bush
- Ankh-Morpork
- Unseen University
- Library
- High Energy Magic building
- Broad Way (mentioned)
- The Dysk (mentioned)
- Lord Wynkin's Men (mentioned)
- Bearpit (mentioned)
- Unseen University
- Genua (mentioned)
- Klatch (mentioned)
- Slice (mentioned)
- The Place Where The Sun Does Not Shine (mentioned)
- Sto Helit (mentioned)
- Dungeon Dimensions (mentioned)
- Ephebe (mentioned)
Things and Concepts
- Nine Day Wonderers, Lancre religion possibly parodying either the Seventh-Day Adventist Church or the Church of Latter-Day Saints (commonly known as the Mormon Church).
- Strict Offlians, Lancre religion worshiping Offler
- Almanack And Booke Of Dayes, popular outhouse book
- Lancre Stripe and Sto Saddleback, breeds of pig
- Midsummer Day, date of Verence and Magrat's marriage
- Legendes and Antiquities of the Ramtops, by Birdwhistle, which records the duel between Granny and Diamanda (the fact that this even is a "legend" and "antiquity" implies Lords and Ladies takes place in the distant past?)
- Lappet-faced Worrier or wowhawk, a particularly pathetic falcon
- Stacklady's Morphic Resonator, spell used to turn a bandit into a pumpkin (perhaps Magrat's wand in Witches Abroad was infested with this spell?)
- Klatchian Nights bath essence
- Martial Arts, a book that tells you how to fight
- Century of the Fruitbat, current century
Roundworld references
- Yankee Doodle, song
Annotations
- "And what took place [in Wyrd Sisters was a plot not unadjacent to a play about a Scottish king" - TP avoids mentioning Macbeth by name, a possible reference to the theater tradition that it's unlucky to do so?
- "And that's what the stones contained. The love of iron." - the word magnetism is never used in this book.
- "I asked Boggi's in Ankh-Morpork to send up their best dressmaker" - probably no relation to the well-known Boggis of Ankh-Morpork?
- "it was always cheaper to build a new 33-MegaLith circle than upgrade an old slow one" - reference to the 33 MHz Intel 80486 chip.
- "I AM A PICKER-UP OF UNCONSIDERED TRIFLES." - parodies Autolycus' line "My father named me Autolycus; who being, as I am, littered under Mercury, was likewise a snapper-up of unconsidered trifles" from Shakespeare's A Winter's Tale.
- "Bees were her one failure" - In fact, Granny borrows bee minds in Equal Rites.
- '"this reminds me of that famous logical puzzle."' - reference to the Raymond Smullyan Knights and Knaves puzzle.
- '"Nothing funny about the Tooth Fairy," said Granny. "Very hard-working woman."' - in Hogfather, we learn there are several tooth fairies, not just one.
- '"But it ain't April!"' - in Witches Abroad, Granny implies that Nanny only bathes regularly in autumn, contradicting what Nanny's neighbors know (unless April can occur in autumn on Discworld due to it's unusual seasonal structure?)
- '"We haven't even got," said the Bursar, despite Ridcully's efforts to sit on his head, "any billygoats."' - reference to the story Three Billy Goats Gruff
Cover Artwork
- In the touring exhibition The Art of Josh Kirby, which at the time of writing was in the Walker Gallery in his home town of Liverpool, the full cover art of Lords and Ladies is exhibited - that is, in all three versions. The gallery annotation is that whilst Kirby normally loved working on a Pratchett book, this one was a frustrating nightmare to him, as the publishers kept rejecting it as inappropriate, or unsuitable, or otherwise not fit for their best-selling author's cover.
Kirby ended up doing at least three different versions of the cover art, one of which, in a much-altered form, was used for the hardback, depicting as many of the book's characters and scenes as possible in a broad panorama. A second entirely different version (depicting Nanny Ogg and Casanunda confronting the King of the Elves) was used for the paperback. Btw, the original artworks for the covers are a lot bigger than the books and apparently are reduced down several times for publication. You would be surprised, especially if, like this contributor, you'd never really given the publishing process for artwork much thought before.
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