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Mrs Dolly Golightly is the neighbour of Marietta Cosmopilite and, in the Way of Lu-Tze, is the Embodiment of Evil and Darkness. She permits such evils as allowing her cat (a lesser servant of evil) to crap in Mrs Cosmopilite's flower beds. She has a lodger but Mrs Cosmopilite only has "only everr seen one pair of sheets on their line, and I call that disgusting when her poor husband's hardly been dead the past nine years!". Many Seekers have pondered this statement and the sage Wy-Won has written an 8000 word treatise on this statement, but none have yet understood it.

It may be deduced that an undeclared state of war exists across the garden fence.

(Source: the 2008 Discworld Diary, the Way of Mrs Cosmopilite)

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