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Newton Pulsifer
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| Witchfinder Private Newton Pulsifer | |
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| Name | Newton Pulsifer |
| Age | 23 |
| Race | |
| Occupation | Witchfinder Private |
| Looks | |
| Residence | Dorking |
| Death | |
| Parents | |
| Relatives | Thou-Shalt-Not-Commit-Adultery Pulsifer |
| Children | |
| Marital Status | |
| Books | Good Omens |
| Cameos | |
Newton Pulsifer was born in Dorking, Surrey. As a boy, he was always rather proud of his sloppily assembled model airplanes and his electronic experiments. His mother was convinced of his genius despite his consistent failings. On one memorable occasion he assembled a joke circuit which had diodes the wrong way round, transistors upside-down, and a flat battery, but when he was through it picked up radio Moscow. He'd written the magazine from which he got it a letter of complaint that was never returned.
He joined the Witchfinder Army under Sergeant Shadwell shortly before Armageddon on the premise that he only had two nipples. Shortly after that, but also before Armageddon, he had what seems to have been a brief fling with Anathema Device. It didn't exactly end, but the book did.
