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The Silver Horde is the name given to a gang of extremely old Barbarian heroes led by Cohen the Barbarian. Barbarian heroes usually go around killing mad priests, stealing the riches of hidden temples, rescueing maidens, and so on, and then spend the money on drinks, women, horses, or just the expensive lifestyle in Ankh-Morpork. Barbarian heroes tend to get rich quickly and then run out of money quickly. One day, Cohen decided to gather a few old Barbarian heroes to invade Hunghung, the capital city of Agatean Empire, for a last grand theft, a retirement score to provide for the last years of their lives.

The phrase "rich in years" is much more than a euphemism in describing the old age for these Barbarian heroes. Each of these old men has decades of experience in fighting and staying alive. Their weapons are kept in Mad Hamish's wheelchair, and are a positively ancient collection of rusty, notched blades. Like the men themselves, however, the worn state of the blades in no way suggests that they are not exceedingly dangerous, despite being wielded by old men who should be no means be able to hold them anymore.

Contrary to expectations, the Silver Horde knows the meaning of fear. It is something that happens to other people.

The Horde are devotees of the Hero's Code, which states that the greater the odds against the hero, the greater the victory. It is this philosophy that leads them to take on an army of 700000 men entirely on their own and emerge victorious (with some unwitting help from Rincewind). Interestingly, it is implied that had the Horde attacked Captain Carrot during their invasion of Dunmanifestin, they would have lost because of the very Code that had kept them alive so many other times in their careers.

When Old Vincent died choking on a cucumber in a very un-heroic manner, the Horde decided that the gods needed to be taught a bit of a lesson and decided to return fire to them, with interest, in the form of Agatean Thunder Clay. They invaded Dunmanifestin, disguised as the Gods of Fish (Cohen), Love (Caleb, although nobody really wants to know what kind of love), Swearing (Truckle, obviously), Being Sick Again (Boy Willie), and Things Lyin' Around (Hamish). Despite a successful confrontation in which Cohen cheated Fate, the Horde decided that maybe blowing up the gods wasn't the best course of action, given that there would be nobody left to remember them. Sacrificing themselves to save the Disc from, well, themselves, they plunged ten miles down into an explosion that turned a mountain into a valley. Despite this, the Horde ambushed the Valkyries who came to take them to the afterlife, stealing their horses and riding off to find other worlds to conquer. As Cohen said, they don't think they're dead, and when have they ever cared what anyone else thought?

The members of the Silver Horde are: