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The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, witch
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A book unique among all books on prophecies and the future in that it is completely accurate to the letter. Written by Agnes Nutter, it recounts all of history's most important events up to and including the Apocalypse. However, there is an idiosyncratic twist in that while all the described events are 100% accurate, they are historically important only to her linear descendents. Thus, an entry that can be dated "22nd November 1963" says nothing about an asassination in Dallas, Texas, and everything about the need to avoid falling roof slates in Hull, Lincolnshire. This is because Robert Kennedy is not a descendant of Agnes, but Anathema's father, who was visiting Hull at the time, most definitely is, and needed to be warned about a more immediate risk.
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