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Witches' magic
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Wizards like to live in the same huge building (e.g. the Unseen University), eat big dinners together, and occupy positions in an intricate hierarchy. Almost entirely opposite witches don't have "official" ranks, and don't gather except for a potluck during a necessary meeting to discuss boundaries. These are boundaries not of power but of duty, for a witch is generally the midwife, doctor, life adviser, and moral policeman of a village. These duties are more properly fulfilled using headology, which is a close relative of psychology, herbal medicine, chiropractic and other physical therapy techniques, and simple persuasion (or, in some cases, simple bossing.) Witches rarely do magic of the type that people usually think of when they hear that word: the fireball, transmutation, personal-gravity-upset sort of specific spells that wizards can do through their staffs.
"It's up to each individual witch to take on a girl to hand the area over to when she dies. Witches are not by nature gregarious, at least with other witches, and they certainly don't have leaders" (Wyrd Sisters).
"Your average witch is not, by nature, a social animal as far as other witches are concerned. There's a conflict of dominant personalities. There's a group of ringleaders without a ring. There's a basic unwritten rule of witchcraft which is 'Don't do what you will, do what I say'. The natural size of a coven is one. Witches only get together when they can't avoid it" (Witches Abroad).
Many wizards and witches come from the Ramtops, because life is relatively difficult in the rural mountains and so people tend to be very practical before they think of doing anything fantastic, and a practical turn of mind is very necessary for the successful practice of magic. Most wizards stay in Unseen University or practice in towns wealthy enough to support their fees, whereas most witches get a position in a village in remote rural areas like the Ramtops. One can consider a witch's cottage as the permanent free hospital in a village, and the witch the doctor who's serving a term there. Generally, a girl gets picked as a successor by a senior witch, gets training from that witch, and then inherits the cottage and the duties to the village.
Most witches wear long black dresses and a black pointy hat. The younger witches tend to wear shiny black while the more traditional witches tend to wear drab black, described by some as looking like a bedraggled crow. Traditional witches, being village witches, like to use ordinary household items for magic purposes for two reasons: they do not have the money to buy magical accessories nor anyone to buy them from, and once upon a time rulers and ignorant villagers attacked witches and it was not a good idea to advertise. So, a saucer of water with ink can be used to see the world, bits of random things can be used to construct a shamble, used to detect and focus magic, and a bread knife is much better than a knife with mystical runes. Some of the younger witches, including Magrat Garlick, tend to wear a lot of unmagical occult jewelry and buy a large collection of knives with mystical runes.
For magical witch's magic, see borrowing and fairy-godmothering. In both magical and non-magical ways, witches watch the edge between good and bad, right and wrong, and so on, and the boundaries between dimensions.
Male witches?
Technically speaking, witches are female, as wizards are male, however, the events in Equal Rites have shown this to be not entirely true. There are female wizards and there are said to be male witches, however they are passed off as nothing more then funny old men calling themselves warlocks. Male characters who possess magical abilities like witches, such as smiths and beekeepers are mentioned in Lords and Ladies. The magic is like a witch's as it is based more on intuition, not ritual and geometry, and performs a service to the people of their village. Some of these are specialists who resemble those witch-like women who don't wear the hat or use conventional witchcraft or headology, like Granny Aching on the Chalk or Mrs. Cake in Ankh-Morpork.(The smith of Lancre is given the ability to shoe anything, in exchange he must shoe anything that is brought to him, from an ant to a unicorn).
Matrix Sagarum
Formula Incantatricarum et Catalogus Praecantricarum
Being a Directory of All the Witches of the Discworld
...of whatever manner or Tradition, be they Great or humble, as record is made of them in any Book. If Anyone knows another Sister of their Calling, let him append here her Name and Place, in their proper order.
Salé Gadula! ...Miché Gabula! ...Bibi Te! ...Bobi Te! ...Bu!
Witches
- Sarah "Granny" Aching (Tiffany Aching's grandmother, witch of The Chalk)
- Nanny Annaple (distant neighbor of Granny Weatherwax with no teeth and great warts)
- Gwinifer "Old Mother" Blackcap (Witch mentioned in A Hat Full of Sky)
- Gammer Beavis (Witch appearing in Witches Abroad)
- Mistress Breathless, the witch in Two Falls, referenced in Wintersmith.
- Mrs. Evadne Cake A small medium in Ankh-Morpork. Described in Reaper Man as being, to all practical intents and purposes, a witch.
- "Black Aliss" Demurrage (from Skund; the most powerful Witch of recent history)
- Old Mother Dismass (Witch appearing in Witches Abroad)
- Mrs. Letice Earwig (Witch appearing in A Hat Full of Sky and The Sea and the Little Fishes)
- Goodie Filter (a typically disapproving senior Witch in Granny Weatherwax's youth)
- Magrat Garlick (former Witch of Mad Stoat, now the Queen of Lancre)
- Hilta Goatfounder (Witch in Ohulan Cutash)
- Mrs. Erzulie Gogol (Voodoo woman appearing in Witches Abroad)
- Nanny Gripes (Esme Weatherwax's teacher; put the cat on the stove and the kettle out for the night at the end)
- Sister Grodley (Witch of Skund; tends to "put on airs")
- Ammeline "Goodie" Hamstring (collected by Mort when he was Death's apprentice)
- Annagramma Hawkin (junior Witch appearing in A Hat Full of Sky)
- Desiderata Hollow (Fairy godmother, appearing in Witches Abroad)
- Granny Hopliss (Witch of Creel Springs)
- Millie Hopwood (Witch in Slice, mentioned for her unprofessional appearance)
- Miss Level (two-piece Witch appearing in A Hat Full of Sky)
- Agnes Nitt (new witch in Mad Stoat)
- Gytha "Nanny" Ogg (famous Witch of Lancre Town)
- Gammer Peavey (Witch mentioned in Witches Abroad)
- Granny Postalute (who "borrowed" a bluetit and never returned)
- Mistress Pullunder, referenced in Wintersmith
- Gertie Simmons (Witch mentioned in Witches Abroad)
- Mrs. Singe (Witch mentioned in Witches Abroad)
- Deliria Skibbly (a senior Witch in Nanny Ogg's youth)
- Biddy Spective (Nanny Ogg's original mentor)
- Miss Perspicacia Tick (itinerant Witch in the lowlands, Tiffany series)
- Lucy Tockley (aka Diamanda, seventeen-year-old Lancre witch until run out of the business by Granny)
- Miss Eumenides Treason (111-year-old judicial Witch in Wintersmith
- Gammer Tumult (another of Esmerelda Weatherwax's mentors)
- Alison Weatherwax (Granny Weatherwax's grandmother, vampire slayer)
- Esmerelda "Granny" Weatherwax (the Great Witch of Bad Ass)
- Lily Weatherwax (Granny Weatherwax's elder sister, a Fairy Godmother to be avoided)
- Goodie Whemper (Magrat's teacher, the scholarly Research Witch of Mad Stoat)
- Granny Whitlow (former resident of the gingerbread cottage found by Rincewind and Twoflower)
Aspiring Witches, apprentices, uncommitted:
- Tiffany Aching (of the Tiffany series)
- Petulia Gristle (apprenticed to Old Mother Blackcap. A veterinary witch)
- Dimity Hubbub (apprentice in the Tiffany series)
- Eskarina Smith (from Bad Ass - really a female wizard, apprentice of Granny Weatherwax before going to Unseen University in Equal Rites)
- Lucy Warbeck (apprentice in the Tiffany series, trainee Witch-finder)
- This list is incomplete. Please add to it.

