Agatean White - Revision history

AgProv: the inherent toxicity of paints is not helped by...

2012-12-22T13:26:07Z

the inherent toxicity of paints is not helped by...

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	This resulted in Leonard having to paint his on-site moonscapes with, for instance, creamed broccoli standing in for green paint, while Captain [[Carrot Ironfoundersson]] ingested ''just'' enough Agatean White to necessitate his testing the on-board privy to its limits.		This resulted in Leonard having to paint his on-site moonscapes with, for instance, creamed broccoli standing in for green paint, while Captain [[Carrot Ironfoundersson]] ingested ''just'' enough Agatean White to necessitate his testing the on-board privy to its limits.

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			Up until fairly recently on Roundworld, it didn't help matters much that often-intrinsically poisonous artists' oil paints were packed in tubes made out of a material that had the ''ideal'' flexibility and malleability - lead foil...


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Old Dickens: cat, sp

2012-12-22T04:46:05Z

cat, sp

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	Along with [[Uba Yellow]], one of the most deadly poisonous oil paints known to Man. One general observation is that the very existence of such paints - as [[Moist von Lipwig]] reflected, arsenic comes in a rainbow of colours all of its very own - would make art lessons more interesting, problematical, and professionally relevant at the [[Assassins' Guild]] school.		Along with [[Uba Yellow]], one of the most deadly poisonous oil paints known to Man. One general observation is that the very existence of such paints - as [[Moist von Lipwig]] reflected, arsenic comes in a rainbow of colours all of its very own - would make art lessons more interesting, problematical, and professionally relevant at the [[Assassins' Guild]] school.

	During the Disc's one and only ~~succesful~~ space flight (as opposed to missions directed from [[Krull]], the astronauts actually returned), this caused a certain straining of relations among the astronauts. In a moment of rare lack of foresight by mission director [[Leonard of Quirm]] - well, not even a genius can be expected to think of ''everything'' - zero-gravity rations, designed to be eaten straight from the container in deep space without floating off the plate and making a mess everywhere, were packed into ''exactly'' the same sort of tubes into which Leonard had packed his oil paints.		During the Disc's one and only successful space flight (as opposed to missions directed from [[Krull]], the astronauts actually returned), this caused a certain straining of relations among the astronauts. In a moment of rare lack of foresight by mission director [[Leonard of Quirm]] - well, not even a genius can be expected to think of ''everything'' - zero-gravity rations, designed to be eaten straight from the container in deep space without floating off the plate and making a mess everywhere, were packed into ''exactly'' the same sort of tubes into which Leonard had packed his oil paints.

	This resulted in Leonard having to paint his on-site moonscapes with, for instance, creamed broccoli standing in for green paint, while Captain [[Carrot Ironfoundersson]] ingested ''just'' enough Agatean White to necessitate his testing the on-board ~~privvy~~ to its limits.		This resulted in Leonard having to paint his on-site moonscapes with, for instance, creamed broccoli standing in for green paint, while Captain [[Carrot Ironfoundersson]] ingested ''just'' enough Agatean White to necessitate his testing the on-board privy to its limits.


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User: 1 revision: Discworld import

2012-09-23T21:51:15Z

1 revision: Discworld import

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Rene at 06:43, 7 July 2009

2009-07-07T06:43:36Z

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Along with [[Uba Yellow]], one of the most deadly poisonous oil paints known to Man. One general observation is that the very existence of such paints - as [[Moist von Lipwig]] reflected, arsenic comes in a rainbow of colours all of its very own - would make art lessons more interesting, problematical, and professionally relevant at the [[Assassins' Guild]] school.

During the Disc's one and only succesful space flight (as opposed to missions directed from [[Krull]], the astronauts actually returned), this caused a certain straining of relations among the astronauts. In a moment of rare lack of foresight by mission director [[Leonard of Quirm]] - well, not even a genius can be expected to think of ''everything'' - zero-gravity rations, designed to be eaten straight from the container in deep space without floating off the plate and making a mess everywhere, were packed into ''exactly'' the same sort of tubes into which Leonard had packed his oil paints.

This resulted in Leonard having to paint his on-site moonscapes with, for instance, creamed broccoli standing in for green paint, while Captain [[Carrot Ironfoundersson]] ingested ''just'' enough Agatean White to necessitate his testing the on-board privvy to its limits.

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