Ankh-Morpork Times - Revision history

Old Dickens: Reverted edits by Abcdefabric (talk) to last revision by Guybrush

2026-05-14T22:41:59Z

Reverted edits by Abcdefabric (talk) to last revision by Guybrush

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Abcdefabric at 20:29, 14 May 2026

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Guybrush: Moved some annotations from Fizz to here

2022-12-05T03:36:23Z

Moved some annotations from Fizz to here

← Older revision		Revision as of 03:36, 5 December 2022
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	* Dwarfs behind the scenes working the printing presses:		* Dwarfs behind the scenes working the printing presses:
	** [[Gunilla Goodmountain]] - Co-founder of the Times		** [[Gunilla Goodmountain]] - Co-founder of the Times
	** [[Boddony]] ~~Second~~ in-command of the dwarfs		** [[Boddony]] - second-in-command of the dwarfs
	** [[Caslong]]		** [[Caslong]]
	** [[Dozy]]		** [[Dozy]]
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	** [[Thunderaxe]]		** [[Thunderaxe]]
	* Affiliates:		* Affiliates:
	**[[Foul Ole Ron]] and the [[Canting Crew]] selling the newspaper on the streets, as well as the more recent advent of newsagent's shops - which are tobacconists which saw the virtues of offering the customer something to read over a smoke.		** [[Foul Ole Ron]] and the [[Canting Crew]] selling the newspaper on the streets, as well as the more recent advent of newsagent's shops - which are tobacconists which saw the virtues of offering the customer something to read over a smoke.
	** Sports Correspondent:- [[Rocky]].		** Sports Correspondent - [[Rocky]].
	** Complaints, Beheadings and Horsewhippings Editor;- Mr. [[Rocky]].		** Complaints, Beheadings and Horsewhippings Editor - Mr. [[Rocky]].
	** Obituarist:- [[Mr Bendy]].		** Obituarist - [[Mr Bendy]].
	** Oddly and humorously shaped fruit and vegetables:- [[Josia Wintler]]		** Oddly and humorously shaped fruit and vegetables - [[Josia Wintler]].
	** Opinion Columnist: Miss [[Tilly]].		** Opinion Columnist - Miss [[Tilly]].
	** Gossip Columnist: Mr [[O'Biscuit]].		** Gossip Columnist - Mr [[O'Biscuit]].
	** Freelance Advertising Copywriter: Mr [[C.M.O.T. Dibbler]]		** Freelance Advertising Copywriter - Mr [[C.M.O.T. Dibbler]].
	** Crossword Compiler:- [[Pysdxes\|"Puzzler"]]. The identity of "Puzzler" is a closely-guarded secret, but [[Vetinari]] has reason to believe [[Grace Speaker]] is involved somewhere.		** Crossword Compiler - [[Pysdxes\|"Puzzler"]]. The identity of "Puzzler" is a closely-guarded secret, but [[Vetinari]] has reason to believe [[Grace Speaker]] is involved somewhere.
	**Music Critic: [[Knatchbull Harrington]].		** Music Critic - [[Knatchbull Harrington]].

			== Annotations ==
			* Named for ''[[wikipedia:The Times\|The Times]]'', the daily British newspaper founded in 1785 as ''The Daily Universal Register''.
			* The tone of the ''Times'', especially its political commentary and cartoons by [[Fizz]], sometimes resemble ''Punch'', a satirical but patriotic British magazine established in 1841. While occasionally a source of embarrassment for British governments, ''Punch'' soon became part of the Establishment. It faded and died in the late twentieth century under pressure from more genuinely satirical publications such as ''"Private Eye"''.

Old Dickens: no reason for "Mr" Goodmountain

2022-11-28T01:39:39Z

no reason for "Mr" Goodmountain

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	* Political cartoonist: Mr. [[Fizz]].		* Political cartoonist: Mr. [[Fizz]].
	* Literary critic: Mr. [[Tuppence Swivel]].		* Literary critic: Mr. [[Tuppence Swivel]].
	* Dwarfs behind the scenes ~~Goodmountain & Co.~~ working the printing presses:		* Archivist and Back Numbers department: Ms. [[Berenice Houser]].
	** ~~Mr.~~[[Gunilla Goodmountain]] - Co-founder of the Times		* Dwarfs behind the scenes working the printing presses:
			** [[Gunilla Goodmountain]] - Co-founder of the Times
	** [[Boddony]] Second in-command of the dwarfs		** [[Boddony]] Second in-command of the dwarfs
	** [[Caslong]]		** [[Caslong]]
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	** [[Gowdie]]		** [[Gowdie]]
	** [[Thunderaxe]]		** [[Thunderaxe]]
	* Affiliates: [[Foul Ole Ron]] and the [[Canting Crew]] selling the newspaper on the streets, as well as the more recent advent of newsagent's shops - which are tobacconists which saw the virtues of offering the customer something to read over a smoke.		* Affiliates:
	* Sports Correspondent:- [[Rocky]].		**[[Foul Ole Ron]] and the [[Canting Crew]] selling the newspaper on the streets, as well as the more recent advent of newsagent's shops - which are tobacconists which saw the virtues of offering the customer something to read over a smoke.
	* Complaints, Beheadings and Horsewhippings Editor;- Mr. [[Rocky]].		** Sports Correspondent:- [[Rocky]].
	* Obituarist:- [[Mr Bendy]].		** Complaints, Beheadings and Horsewhippings Editor;- Mr. [[Rocky]].
	* Oddly and humorously shaped fruit and vegetables:- [[Josia Wintler]]		** Obituarist:- [[Mr Bendy]].
	* Opinion Columnist: Miss [[Tilly]].		** Oddly and humorously shaped fruit and vegetables:- [[Josia Wintler]]
	* Gossip Columnist: Mr [[O'Biscuit]].		** Opinion Columnist: Miss [[Tilly]].
	* Freelance Advertising Copywriter: Mr [[C.M.O.T. Dibbler]]		** Gossip Columnist: Mr [[O'Biscuit]].
	* Crossword Compiler:- [[Pysdxes\|"Puzzler"]]. The identity of "Puzzler" is a closely-guarded secret, but [[Vetinari]] has reason to believe [[Grace Speaker]] is involved somewhere.		** Freelance Advertising Copywriter: Mr [[C.M.O.T. Dibbler]]
	* ~~Archivist and Back Numbers department: Ms. [[Berenice Houser]].~~		** Crossword Compiler:- [[Pysdxes\|"Puzzler"]]. The identity of "Puzzler" is a closely-guarded secret, but [[Vetinari]] has reason to believe [[Grace Speaker]] is involved somewhere.
	* Music Critic: [[Knatchbull Harrington]].		**Music Critic: [[Knatchbull Harrington]].

Old Dickens: cat

2013-09-23T00:24:30Z

cat

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	[[de:Ankh-Morpork Times]]		[[de:Ankh-Morpork Times]]
	[[Category: Ankh-Morpork Businesses~~\|Times~~]]		[[Category: Ankh-Morpork Businesses]]
	[[Category:Discworld culture~~\|Times~~]]		[[Category:Discworld culture]]
	[[Category:Discworld publications~~\|Times~~]]		[[Category:Discworld publications]]

AgProv: And on a lighter note...

2013-05-18T10:33:52Z

And on a lighter note...

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	The ''Times'' offices and printing presses are located in [[Gleam Street]].		The ''Times'' offices and printing presses are located in [[Gleam Street]].

	The ''Times'' is now a far-reaching newspaper, reporting even wars in [[Borogravia]], and commenting on which country was the aggressor, which was attacked without good reason, and what sorts of refugees will be showing up in [[Ankh-Morpork]]. Many ordinary Ankh-Morporkian citizens buy the ''Times'' every day, not because they have particular things of which they want to be kept informed, but because they are interested in news of, in Miss Cripslock's words, ''human interest''. In a fashion similar to the [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch]], the ''Times'' is able to upset powerful people by finding out about things. Powerful people here include [[Samuel Vimes\|Commander Vimes]] of the City Watch, although he doesn't like to think of himself as such. The ''Times'' also publishes readers' letters of opinions, including the more extreme Views. The ''Times'' runs an advertisement column as well, for things such as humorously-shaped vegetables, man looking for his lost watch, and so on.		The ''Times'' is now a far-reaching newspaper, reporting even wars in [[Borogravia]], and commenting on which country was the aggressor, which was attacked without good reason, and what sorts of refugees will be showing up in [[Ankh-Morpork]]. Many ordinary Ankh-Morporkian citizens buy the ''Times'' every day, not because they have particular things of which they want to be kept informed, but because they are interested in news of, in Miss Cripslock's words, ''human interest''. In a fashion similar to the [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch]], the ''Times'' is able to upset powerful people by finding out about things. Powerful people here include [[Samuel Vimes\|Commander Vimes]] of the City Watch, although he doesn't like to think of himself as such. The ''Times'' also publishes readers' letters of opinions, including the more extreme Views. The ''Times'' runs an advertisement column as well, for things such as [[Josia Wintler\|humorously-shaped vegetables]], any man looking for his lost watch, and so on.
	The cartoons in the Times are a common identifying feature of Punch, a magazine popular in the late 19th/early 20th Century.		The cartoons in the Times are a common identifying feature of Punch, a magazine popular in the late 19th/early 20th Century.

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	* Complaints, Beheadings and Horsewhippings Editor;- Mr. [[Rocky]].		* Complaints, Beheadings and Horsewhippings Editor;- Mr. [[Rocky]].
	* Obituarist:- [[Mr Bendy]].		* Obituarist:- [[Mr Bendy]].
			* Oddly and humorously shaped fruit and vegetables:- [[Josia Wintler]]
	* Opinion Columnist: Miss [[Tilly]].		* Opinion Columnist: Miss [[Tilly]].
	* Gossip Columnist: Mr [[O'Biscuit]].		* Gossip Columnist: Mr [[O'Biscuit]].

Bs75660: Added chief sub-editor

2013-03-31T21:40:44Z

Added chief sub-editor

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	==Staff==		==Staff==
	* Editor, Co-Founder & Head reporter: [[William de Worde]]		* Editor, Co-Founder & Head reporter: [[William de Worde]]
			* Chief sub-editor: [[Bugsy]]
	* Head reporter: [[Sacharissa Cripslock]].		* Head reporter: [[Sacharissa Cripslock]].
	* Head iconographer: [[Otto Chriek]].		* Head iconographer: [[Otto Chriek]].

User: 1 revision: Discworld import

2012-09-23T21:51:26Z

1 revision: Discworld import

← Older revision		Revision as of 21:51, 23 September 2012
(No difference)

Old Dickens: format

2012-08-25T01:48:20Z

format

New page

Motto: ''The Truth shall make Ye Free'', more or less.

The '''Ankh-Morpork Times''' was the first mass-produced, cheap-enough-for-everyone newspaper on the [[Sto Plains]], quite possibly also the first for the entire [[Discworld (world)|Discworld]].

The ''Times'' offices and printing presses are located in [[Gleam Street]].

The ''Times'' is now a far-reaching newspaper, reporting even wars in [[Borogravia]], and commenting on which country was the aggressor, which was attacked without good reason, and what sorts of refugees will be showing up in [[Ankh-Morpork]]. Many ordinary Ankh-Morporkian citizens buy the ''Times'' every day, not because they have particular things of which they want to be kept informed, but because they are interested in news of, in Miss Cripslock's words, ''human interest''. In a fashion similar to the [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch]], the ''Times'' is able to upset powerful people by finding out about things. Powerful people here include [[Samuel Vimes|Commander Vimes]] of the City Watch, although he doesn't like to think of himself as such. The ''Times'' also publishes readers' letters of opinions, including the more extreme Views. The ''Times'' runs an advertisement column as well, for things such as humorously-shaped vegetables, man looking for his lost watch, and so on.
The cartoons in the Times are a common identifying feature of Punch, a magazine popular in the late 19th/early 20th Century.

It also has a crossword section as well as a game that suspiciously resembles Roundworld Sudoku. Vetinari is an avid follower of the crossword and does the [[Jikan no Muda]] in his head, but sneers at the fact that numbers can't fool you like a cunning word such as [[pysdxes]] could.

== History ==
For quite a few years, young [[William de Worde]] had been writing a one-sheet newsletter, one edition per month, which he sent to foreign dignitaries who wanted to keep up with the happenings in [[Ankh-Morpork]]. Clients included: [[Lady Margolotta]] von Überwald, the [[Mort|Duke]] of [[Sto Helit]], King [[Verence II]] of [[Lancre]], the [[Seriph]] of [[Al Khali]], and possibly others. Each paid him five dollars a month (except for the Seriph of Al Khali, who sent him half a cart of figs twice a year). This newsletter was produced by William writing the newsletter carefully, tracing it onto a block of boxwood, and paying old [[Mr Cripslock]] (grandfather of Sacharissa) to engrave the boxwood so the words could be printed on a few sheets of paper. This newsletter was expensive because of this difficulty in production, and because William had not been able to grasp the idea of expanding the market.

One night, William met Mr. Goodmountain & Co. who were bringing into Ankh-Morpork a printing press, with little metal letters that could be arranged together to print something and then taken apart for future use. Movable type had been banned in Ankh-Morpork for several reasons, and people had always paid high rates to the engravers (who, like many other professions, had a [[Engravers' Guild|guild]]).

The wizards of [[Unseen University]] were worried that metal letters used to print a book about magic might carry some of the magic to the next things they print, maybe a cookbook, and that would be real trouble. (Indeed, the wizards have since set up the [[Unseen University Press]] to capitalise on moveable type, and have discovered this sort of fear was too well-founded...)

The more conservative members of the Engraver's Guild have Views on the subject, and so far had objected to any implementation within the Guild. In addition, the act of printing itself is generally considered solely the domain of the guild. The last person who set up a printing press found it destroyed in a mysterious fire, and subsequently committed [[suicide]]. (At least, there was a suicide note. The fact that this was engraved onto the head of a pin was of minor importance.)

Lord [[Havelock Vetinari|Vetinari]], the [[Patrician]], felt that information was too valuable to be spread everywhere; he was certain that knowing too much would only upset people.

Vetinari ended up ordering William to oversee the press. Mr. Goodmountain taught William how to lower the price so more people could afford the newspaper. After a few struggles with various business competitors and shadowy figures whose underhanded dealings were being investigated by William for news-reporting purposes, the Ankh-Morpork Times became an established business and a regular, daily newspaper. More reporters were hired.

Sometimes, William uses the [[clacks]] to get news from the other cities or confirm the nonexistence of mythical news such as ''Lancre woman gives birth to snake''. William firmly believes that many of the things reported to him are made up, things such as ''heir to the throne of Ankh-Morpork is working as a Watchman'' or ''there is a [[werewolves|werewolf]] in the [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|City Watch]]''. William changed his view on the latter piece after meeting [[Nobby Nobbs|Corporal Nobby Nobbs]], a completely misdirected suspicion, though it'd be hard to imagine Nobby as entirely human either.

*''Interestingly enough, this was presaged by the entry on William de Worde in the very first edition of the'' '''Discworld Companion''' (pub. 1994). ''This was published quite some time before {{TT}} (pub. 2000), and managed to drop a very big hint that William would be a key player in a forthcoming Discworld book. TP's actual words in the 1994 edition were:-

'''''It could well be that the future holds great things for young de Worde...'''''

==Staff==
* Editor, Co-Founder & Head reporter: [[William de Worde]]
* Head reporter: [[Sacharissa Cripslock]].
* Head iconographer: [[Otto Chriek]].
* Political cartoonist: Mr. [[Fizz]].
* Literary critic: Mr. [[Tuppence Swivel]].
* Dwarfs behind the scenes Goodmountain & Co. working the printing presses:
** Mr.[[Gunilla Goodmountain]] - Co-founder of the Times
** [[Boddony]] Second in-command of the dwarfs
** [[Caslong]]
** [[Dozy]]
** [[Gowdie]]
** [[Thunderaxe]]
* Affiliates: [[Foul Ole Ron]] and the [[Canting Crew]] selling the newspaper on the streets, as well as the more recent advent of newsagent's shops - which are tobacconists which saw the virtues of offering the customer something to read over a smoke.
* Sports Correspondent:- [[Rocky]].
* Complaints, Beheadings and Horsewhippings Editor;- Mr. [[Rocky]].
* Obituarist:- [[Mr Bendy]].
* Opinion Columnist: Miss [[Tilly]].
* Gossip Columnist: Mr [[O'Biscuit]].
* Freelance Advertising Copywriter: Mr [[C.M.O.T. Dibbler]]
* Crossword Compiler:- [[Pysdxes|"Puzzler"]]. The identity of "Puzzler" is a closely-guarded secret, but [[Vetinari]] has reason to believe [[Grace Speaker]] is involved somewhere.
* Archivist and Back Numbers department: Ms. [[Berenice Houser]].
* Music Critic: [[Knatchbull Harrington]].

[[de:Ankh-Morpork Times]]
[[Category: Ankh-Morpork Businesses|Times]]
[[Category:Discworld culture|Times]]
[[Category:Discworld publications|Times]]