Badger and Normal - Revision history

Old Dickens: remove dead link

2016-09-14T03:59:03Z

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	There may well be a need for those warnings...		There may well be a need for those warnings...

	~~See here:- [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgMTmXcMS1E]~~


	[[Category:Ankh-Morpork Businesses]]		[[Category:Ankh-Morpork Businesses]]

Old Dickens: redirecting redirect for ampersand glitch

2013-11-05T01:00:42Z

redirecting redirect for ampersand glitch

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	~~#REDIRECT [[~~Badger & Normal]]		'''Badger & Normal''' is an Ankh-Morpork pyrotechnics firm manufacturing signal flares and rockets for the military and industry, and presumably artistic fireworks. Being in a business fraught with some risk, they obviously employ members of the [[Guild of Lawyers]] to create carefully worded instructions for their products. The shell [[Samuel Vimes\|Sam]] uses to dispatch [[Wolfgang von Überwald]] is labelled "''Mortar Flare (Red). Light Fuse. Do Not Place in Mouth.''"


			== Some of the silly places people have inserted fireworks ==
			There's always one, isn't there... Private Eye once reported on the case of the young man, fuelled by drink and bravado, who chose to insert the base of a Roman Candle into a most ill-advised place. He dropped his trousers, bent over, inserted lit firework, and clenched hard...

			...a hospital spokesman later said his condition was satisfactory, although loss of a testicle and a lower length of bowel necessitating a colostomy insertion would remain a lifelong problem.

			There may well be a need for those warnings...

			See here:- [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgMTmXcMS1E]


			[[Category:Ankh-Morpork Businesses]]

Old Dickens: Redirected page to Badger & Normal

2012-11-05T01:10:00Z

Redirected page to Badger & Normal

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	~~'''~~Badger & Normal''' is an Ankh-Morpork pyrotechnics firm manufacturing signal flares and rockets for the military and industry, and presumably artistic fireworks. Being in a business fraught with some risk, they obviously employ members of the [[Guild of Lawyers]] to create carefully worded instructions for their products. The shell [[Samuel Vimes\|Sam]] uses to dispatch [[Wolfgang von Überwald]] is labelled "''Mortar Flare (Red). Light Fuse. Do Not Place in Mouth.''"		#REDIRECT [[Badger & Normal]]


	~~== Some of the silly places people have inserted fireworks ==~~

	There's always one, isn't there... Private Eye once reported on the case of the young man, fuelled by drink and bravado, who chose to insert the base of a Roman Candle into a most ill-advised place. He dropped his trousers, bent over, inserted lit firework, and clenched hard...

	~~...a hospital spokesman later said his condition was satisfactory, although loss of a testicle and a lower length of bowel necessitating a colostomy insertion would remain a lifelong problem.~~

	~~There may well be a need for those warnings...~~

	~~See here:- [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgMTmXcMS1E]~~


	~~[[Category:Ankh-Morpork Businesses~~]]

User: 1 revision: Discworld import

2012-09-23T21:52:39Z

1 revision: Discworld import

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Old Dickens: moved Badger & Normal to Badger and Normal: workaround for title glitch

2011-01-02T04:26:55Z

moved Badger & Normal to Badger and Normal: workaround for title glitch

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'''Badger & Normal''' is an Ankh-Morpork pyrotechnics firm manufacturing signal flares and rockets for the military and industry, and presumably artistic fireworks. Being in a business fraught with some risk, they obviously employ members of the [[Guild of Lawyers]] to create carefully worded instructions for their products. The shell [[Samuel Vimes|Sam]] uses to dispatch [[Wolfgang von Überwald]] is labelled "''Mortar Flare (Red). Light Fuse. Do Not Place in Mouth.''"

== Some of the silly places people have inserted fireworks ==

There's always one, isn't there... Private Eye once reported on the case of the young man, fuelled by drink and bravado, who chose to insert the base of a Roman Candle into a most ill-advised place. He dropped his trousers, bent over, inserted lit firework, and clenched hard...

...a hospital spokesman later said his condition was satisfactory, although loss of a testicle and a lower length of bowel necessitating a colostomy insertion would remain a lifelong problem.

There may well be a need for those warnings...

See here:- [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgMTmXcMS1E]

[[Category:Ankh-Morpork Businesses]]