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	A horse-doctor in Ankh-Morpork. Unlike most [[Doctor\|doctors]] serving the human population, this profession operates under a certain expectation of positive results. This is because human beings technically have no value, at least in cash terms. The option of walking away from a patient who has sought a second opinion from [[Death]], wiping ones' hands, and saying ''Oh dearie me, can't gainsay the will of the Gods, that will still be fifty dollars, please'' is not a life-enhancing option when the patient is worth thirty thousand dollars and was a good bet to pick up first place in the Quirm Steeplechase.		A horse-doctor in Ankh-Morpork. Unlike most [[Doctor\|doctors]] serving the human population, this profession operates under a certain expectation of positive results. This is because human beings technically have no value, at least in cash terms. The option of walking away from a patient who has sought a second opinion from [[Death]], wiping ones' hands, and saying ''Oh dearie me, can't gainsay the will of the Gods, that will still be fifty dollars, please'' is not a life-enhancing option when the patient is worth thirty thousand dollars and was a good bet to pick up first place in the Quirm Steeplechase.

	Indeed, the result of such a strategy is likely to involve hearing a quiet and meaningful voice coming from behind you saying "Mr [[Chrysoprase]] is very upset", followed by a short life full of memorable but painful events. James Folsom is therefore ''good'' at keeping [[Dire Fortune\|his patients]] alive, a fact noted and exploited by streetwise copper [[Samuel Vimes]] in {{FOC}}.		Indeed, the result of such a strategy is likely to involve hearing a quiet and meaningful voice coming from behind you saying "Mr [[Chrysoprase]] is ''very upset''", followed by a short life full of memorable but painful events. James Folsom is therefore ''good'' at keeping [[Dire Fortune\|his patients]] alive, a fact noted and exploited by streetwise copper [[Samuel Vimes]] in {{FOC}}.

	Called upon, with some reluctance, to doctor a human ([[Vetinari]]), he uses similar methods of diagnosis and treatment. (As well, a fitting symmetry: Vetinari being treated by a veterinarian.)		Called upon, with some reluctance, to doctor a human ([[Vetinari]]), he uses similar methods of diagnosis and treatment. (As well, a fitting symmetry: Vetinari being treated by a veterinarian.)

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	Is there a relationship here between Jimmy the vet in Ankh-Morpork, and {{wp\|James_Herriot\|James ("Jim", "Jimmy") Herriot}}, the vet in Darrowby, Yorkshire? In his {{wp\|All_Creatures_Great_and_Small\|All Creatures Great and Small}} books, Herriot relates the generally miserable time he had at greyhound and horse racing tracks. As officiating vet, he thought he was there to look after the welfare of the animals and ensure fair play - ie, no doping. He was put right on his first night when he removed an obviously doped dog from contention, leading to several big, heavy, gentlemen of the Chrysoprase persuasion tearing up their betting slips in disgust and giving him serious looks. Then he was offered a substantial bung of many times his weekly salary to do the doping, which he refused. He finally realised a straight and incorruptible vet had no future on a racetrack, and retired from this aspect of professional life... (It was also on a racecourse that Herriot did his one and only bit of doctoring of humans, on a Chrysoprase character who had slipped and gashed his knee. He briefly considered presenting a standard vet's bill for his services, then thought better of it and let this one be a freebie).		Is there a relationship here between Jimmy the vet in Ankh-Morpork, and {{wp\|James_Herriot\|James ("Jim", "Jimmy") Herriot}}, the vet in Darrowby, Yorkshire? In his {{wp\|All_Creatures_Great_and_Small\|All Creatures Great and Small}} books, Herriot relates the generally miserable time he had at greyhound and horse racing tracks. As officiating vet, he thought he was there to look after the welfare of the animals and ensure fair play - ie, no doping. He was put right on his first night when he removed an obviously doped dog from contention, leading to several big, heavy, gentlemen of the Chrysoprase persuasion tearing up their betting slips in disgust and giving him serious looks. Then he was offered a substantial bung of many times his weekly salary to do the doping, which he refused. He finally realised a straight and incorruptible vet had no future on a racetrack, and retired from this aspect of professional life... (It was also on a racecourse that Herriot did his one and only bit of doctoring of humans, on a Chrysoprase character who had slipped and gashed his knee. He briefly considered presenting a standard vet's bill for his services, then thought better of it and let this one be a freebie).



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	A horse-doctor in Ankh-Morpork. Unlike most [[Doctor\|doctors]] serving the human population, this profession operates under a certain expectation of positive results. This is because human beings technically have no value, at least in cash terms. The option of walking away from a patient who has sought a second opinion from [[Death]], wiping ones' hands, and saying ''Oh dearie me, can't gainsay the will of the Gods, that will still be fifty dollars, please'' is not a life-enhancing option, when the patient is worth thirty thousand dollars and was a good bet to pick up first place in the Quirm Steeplechase.		A horse-doctor in Ankh-Morpork. Unlike most [[Doctor\|doctors]] serving the human population, this profession operates under a certain expectation of positive results. This is because human beings technically have no value, at least in cash terms. The option of walking away from a patient who has sought a second opinion from [[Death]], wiping ones' hands, and saying ''Oh dearie me, can't gainsay the will of the Gods, that will still be fifty dollars, please'' is not a life-enhancing option when the patient is worth thirty thousand dollars and was a good bet to pick up first place in the Quirm Steeplechase.

	Indeed, the result of such a strategy is likely to involve hearing a quiet and meaningful voice coming from behind you saying "Mr [[Chrysoprase]] is very upset", followed by a short life full of memorable but painful events. James Folsom is therefore ''good'' at keeping [[Dire Fortune\|his patients]] alive, a fact noted and exploited by streetwise copper [[Samuel Vimes]] in {{FOC}}.		Indeed, the result of such a strategy is likely to involve hearing a quiet and meaningful voice coming from behind you saying "Mr [[Chrysoprase]] is very upset", followed by a short life full of memorable but painful events. James Folsom is therefore ''good'' at keeping [[Dire Fortune\|his patients]] alive, a fact noted and exploited by streetwise copper [[Samuel Vimes]] in {{FOC}}.
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	Jimmy is also known to give into temptation and provide stimulants to otherwise lethargic horses (or conversely, depressants to otherwise lively and alert animals) in exchange for a better than usual consultation fee, on occasions where certain people in the racing fraternity want to have a guaranteed 100/1 outside bet. Vimes is also aware of this character failing and uses it as the incentive to ensure Jimmy's full co-operation in the matter of treating Vetinari.		Jimmy is also known to give into temptation and provide stimulants to otherwise lethargic horses (or conversely, depressants to otherwise lively and alert animals) in exchange for a better than usual consultation fee, on occasions where certain people in the racing fraternity want to have a guaranteed 100/1 outside bet. Vimes is also aware of this character failing and uses it as the incentive to ensure Jimmy's full co-operation in the matter of treating Vetinari.

	Jimmy was also called in to treat the [[Librarian]] when he suffered his attack of metamorphic flu. Alas, Jimmy's tendency to treat patients as if they are all, more- or- less, racehorses, backfired on this occasion. On attempting to insert the thermometer, the Librarian bit him. Well, given how wizards interpret the word ''analgesic'', wouldn't you? ("''It's up to you, but I would have thought it was easier through the mouth" - Mustrum Ridcully'')		Jimmy was also called in to treat the [[Librarian]] when he suffered his attack of metamorphic flu. Alas, Jimmy's tendency to treat patients as if they are all, more- or- less, racehorses backfired on this occasion. On attempting to insert the thermometer, the Librarian bit him. Well, given how wizards interpret the word ''analgesic'', wouldn't you? ("''It's up to you, but I would have thought it was easier through the mouth''" - Mustrum Ridcully)

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	Is there a relationship here between Jimmy the vet in Ankh-Morpork, and {{wp\|James_Herriot\|James ("Jim", "Jimmy") Herriot}}, the vet in Darrowby, Yorkshire? In his {{wp\|All_Creatures_Great_and_Small\|All Creatures Great and Small}} books, Herriot relates the generally miserable time he had at greyhound and horse racing tracks. As officiating vet, he thought he was there to look after the welfare of the animals and ensure fair play - ie, no doping. He was put right on his first night when he removed an obviously doped dog from contention, leading to several big, heavy, gentlemen of the Chrysoprase persuasion tearing up their betting slips in disgust and giving him serious looks. Then he was offered a substantial bung of many times his weekly salary to do the doping, which he refused. He finally realised a straight and incorruptible vet had no future on a racetrack, and retired from this aspect of professional life... (It was also on a racecourse that Herriot did his one and only bit of doctoring of humans, on a Chrysoprase character who had slipped and gashed his knee. He briefly considered presenting a standard vet's bill for his services, then thought better of it and let this one be a freebie).		Is there a relationship here between Jimmy the vet in Ankh-Morpork, and {{wp\|James_Herriot\|James ("Jim", "Jimmy") Herriot}}, the vet in Darrowby, Yorkshire? In his {{wp\|All_Creatures_Great_and_Small\|All Creatures Great and Small}} books, Herriot relates the generally miserable time he had at greyhound and horse racing tracks. As officiating vet, he thought he was there to look after the welfare of the animals and ensure fair play - ie, no doping. He was put right on his first night when he removed an obviously doped dog from contention, leading to several big, heavy, gentlemen of the Chrysoprase persuasion tearing up their betting slips in disgust and giving him serious looks. Then he was offered a substantial bung of many times his weekly salary to do the doping, which he refused. He finally realised a straight and incorruptible vet had no future on a racetrack, and retired from this aspect of professional life... (It was also on a racecourse that Herriot did his one and only bit of doctoring of humans, on a Chrysoprase character who had slipped and gashed his knee. He briefly considered presenting a standard vet's bill for his services, then thought better of it and let this one be a freebie).


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{{Character Data
|title= Doughnut Jimmy
|photo=
|name= James Folsom
|age=
|race= Human

|occupation= Vet
|appearance=

|residence= Ankh Morpork

|death=
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|relatives=
|children=
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|books= {{FOC}}
|cameos= {{J}} {{TLC}}
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A horse-doctor in Ankh-Morpork. Unlike most [[Doctor|doctors]] serving the human population, this profession operates under a certain expectation of positive results. This is because human beings technically have no value, at least in cash terms. The option of walking away from a patient who has sought a second opinion from [[Death]], wiping ones' hands, and saying ''Oh dearie me, can't gainsay the will of the Gods, that will still be fifty dollars, please'' is not a life-enhancing option, when the patient is worth thirty thousand dollars and was a good bet to pick up first place in the Quirm Steeplechase.

Indeed, the result of such a strategy is likely to involve hearing a quiet and meaningful voice coming from behind you saying "Mr [[Chrysoprase]] is very upset", followed by a short life full of memorable but painful events. James Folsom is therefore ''good'' at keeping [[Dire Fortune|his patients]] alive, a fact noted and exploited by streetwise copper [[Samuel Vimes]] in {{FOC}}.

Called upon, with some reluctance, to doctor a human ([[Vetinari]]), he uses similar methods of diagnosis and treatment. (As well, a fitting symmetry: Vetinari being treated by a veterinarian.)

Jimmy is also known to give into temptation and provide stimulants to otherwise lethargic horses (or conversely, depressants to otherwise lively and alert animals) in exchange for a better than usual consultation fee, on occasions where certain people in the racing fraternity want to have a guaranteed 100/1 outside bet. Vimes is also aware of this character failing and uses it as the incentive to ensure Jimmy's full co-operation in the matter of treating Vetinari.

Jimmy was also called in to treat the [[Librarian]] when he suffered his attack of metamorphic flu. Alas, Jimmy's tendency to treat patients as if they are all, more- or- less, racehorses, backfired on this occasion. On attempting to insert the thermometer, the Librarian bit him. Well, given how wizards interpret the word ''analgesic'', wouldn't you? ("''It's up to you, but I would have thought it was easier through the mouth" - Mustrum Ridcully'')

==ANNOTATION==

Is there a relationship here between Jimmy the vet in Ankh-Morpork, and {{wp|James_Herriot|James ("Jim", "Jimmy") Herriot}}, the vet in Darrowby, Yorkshire? In his {{wp|All_Creatures_Great_and_Small|All Creatures Great and Small}} books, Herriot relates the generally miserable time he had at greyhound and horse racing tracks. As officiating vet, he thought he was there to look after the welfare of the animals and ensure fair play - ie, no doping. He was put right on his first night when he removed an obviously doped dog from contention, leading to several big, heavy, gentlemen of the Chrysoprase persuasion tearing up their betting slips in disgust and giving him serious looks. Then he was offered a substantial bung of many times his weekly salary to do the doping, which he refused. He finally realised a straight and incorruptible vet had no future on a racetrack, and retired from this aspect of professional life... (It was also on a racecourse that Herriot did his one and only bit of doctoring of humans, on a Chrysoprase character who had slipped and gashed his knee. He briefly considered presenting a standard vet's bill for his services, then thought better of it and let this one be a freebie).

[[Category:Discworld characters]]
[[Category:Annotations]]
[[de:Karl Folsom]]