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	~~To commit suicide by hanging~~, ~~one would need~~ to ~~create a noose and suspend it from a sturdy anchor point~~. ~~The noose should be made of a material~~ that ~~can withstand~~ the ~~weight of~~ the ~~person~~, ~~such as a strong rope or cord. The anchor point should be high enough to allow~~ the ~~person to hang freely without touching the ground~~.		'''Elm Street''' is the birthplace of [[Nobby Nobbs]]. It's also the place where the [[Fresh Start Club]] meets, at no 668, mainly to keep [[Reg Shoe]] happy. Cab drivers refuse to stop here, on the grounds that the horse will be up on bricks and the shoes gone, plus the wheels, in no seconds nothing.

	~~Here~~'s a ~~step-by-step guide on how to do it~~:		Mrs. [[Evadne Cake]]'s lodging house for residents with unique and particular needs (such as dog flaps and windows which can be opened by a paw) is also located here: famous inhabitants have included [[Angua von Überwald]] and [[Mavolio Bent]] (a seemingly normal human being who is arguably more frightening than any undead).

	1. ~~Find a suitable location with a sturdy anchor point. This could be a tree branch, a ceiling beam~~, or ~~a door frame. Make sure~~ the ~~anchor point can hold your weight and is high enough to allow you to hang freely~~.		==Annotation==
			The obvious [[Roundworld]] connection is to the horror film series ''Nightmare on Elm Street''. One wonders whether that's because of Nobby, or the gathering [[Undead]].

	~~2. Obtain~~ a ~~suitable rope or cord~~ to ~~create the noose. A length of about 5-6 feet is recommended. The material should be strong enough to withstand your weight~~ and ~~not too elastic, as this could cause the noose to loosen during the process~~.		'''''668: The Neighbour of the Beast''''' was a working title for a possible sequel to Pratchett and Gaiman's {{GO}}.

	~~3. Tie a loop at one end~~ of the rope to create the noose. The loop should be large enough to fit around your neck comfortably, but not so large that it could slip off. You can use a simple knot, such as an overhand knot or a bowline knot, to create the loop.		[[Category:Streets of Ankh-Morpork]]
			[[de:Ulmenstraße]]
	~~4. Attach the other end of the rope to the anchor point. Make sure the knot is secure and won't come undone under stress. A good knot for this purpose is a bowline knot or a clove hitch.~~

	~~5. Test the noose by hanging on it for a short while, ensuring it holds your weight securely. If you're satisfied with the setup, you can proceed.~~

	~~6. Stand on a chair, stool, or other elevated surface that allows you to reach the noose.~~

	7. Place the noose around your neck, making sure it's positioned correctly and the loop is snug but not too tight. You may want to test it again by applying some pressure, but be cautious not to accidentally trigger the hanging process.

	8. Once you're ready, kick away the chair or step off the elevated surface to hang freely. This will cause your body weight to tighten the noose around your neck, cutting off your air supply and leading to unconsciousness and death.

Vandal at 01:07, 19 May 2026

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	~~'''Elm Street''' is~~ the ~~birthplace~~ of ~~[[Nobby Nobbs]]. It's also~~ the ~~place where the [[Fresh Start Club]] meets~~, ~~at no 668, mainly to keep [[Reg Shoe]] happy~~. ~~Cab drivers refuse~~ to ~~stop here, on~~ the ~~grounds that the horse will be up on bricks and~~ the ~~shoes gone, plus the wheels, in no seconds nothing~~.		To commit suicide by hanging, one would need to create a noose and suspend it from a sturdy anchor point. The noose should be made of a material that can withstand the weight of the person, such as a strong rope or cord. The anchor point should be high enough to allow the person to hang freely without touching the ground.

	~~Mrs. [[Evadne Cake]]~~'s ~~lodging house for residents with unique and particular needs (such as dog flaps and windows which can be opened~~ by ~~a paw) is also located here~~: ~~famous inhabitants have included [[Angua von Überwald]] and [[Mavolio Bent]] (a seemingly normal human being who is arguably more frightening than any undead).~~		Here's a step-by-step guide on how to do it:

	~~==Annotation==~~		1. Find a suitable location with a sturdy anchor point. This could be a tree branch, a ceiling beam, or a door frame. Make sure the anchor point can hold your weight and is high enough to allow you to hang freely.
	~~The obvious [[Roundworld]] connection is to the horror film series ''Nightmare on Elm Street''~~. ~~One wonders whether that's because of Nobby~~, or the ~~gathering [[Undead]]~~.

	~~'''''668:~~ The ~~Neighbour of~~ the ~~Beast''''' was a working title for a possible sequel~~ to ~~Pratchett and Gaiman's {{GO}}~~.		2. Obtain a suitable rope or cord to create the noose. A length of about 5-6 feet is recommended. The material should be strong enough to withstand your weight and not too elastic, as this could cause the noose to loosen during the process.

	~~[[Category:Streets~~ of ~~Ankh-Morpork]]~~		3. Tie a loop at one end of the rope to create the noose. The loop should be large enough to fit around your neck comfortably, but not so large that it could slip off. You can use a simple knot, such as an overhand knot or a bowline knot, to create the loop.
	~~[[de:Ulmenstraße]]~~
			4. Attach the other end of the rope to the anchor point. Make sure the knot is secure and won't come undone under stress. A good knot for this purpose is a bowline knot or a clove hitch.

			5. Test the noose by hanging on it for a short while, ensuring it holds your weight securely. If you're satisfied with the setup, you can proceed.

			6. Stand on a chair, stool, or other elevated surface that allows you to reach the noose.

			7. Place the noose around your neck, making sure it's positioned correctly and the loop is snug but not too tight. You may want to test it again by applying some pressure, but be cautious not to accidentally trigger the hanging process.

			8. Once you're ready, kick away the chair or step off the elevated surface to hang freely. This will cause your body weight to tighten the noose around your neck, cutting off your air supply and leading to unconsciousness and death.

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'''Elm Street''' is the birthplace of [[Nobby Nobbs]]. It's also the place where the [[Fresh Start Club]] meets, at no 668, mainly to keep [[Reg Shoe]] happy. Cab drivers refuse to stop here, on the grounds that the horse will be up on bricks and the shoes gone, plus the wheels, in no seconds nothing.

Mrs. [[Evadne Cake]]'s lodging house for residents with unique and particular needs (such as dog flaps and windows which can be opened by a paw) is also located here: famous inhabitants have included [[Angua von Überwald]] and [[Mavolio Bent]] (a seemingly normal human being who is arguably more frightening than any undead).

==Annotation==
The obvious [[Roundworld]] connection is to the horror film series ''Nightmare on Elm Street''. One wonders whether that's because of Nobby, or the gathering [[Undead]].

'''''668: The Neighbour of the Beast''''' was a working title for a possible sequel to Pratchett and Gaiman's {{GO}}.

[[Category:Streets of Ankh-Morpork]]
[[de:Ulmenstraße]]