Fittly - Revision history

Richvanf at 07:43, 30 December 2015

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	A foolish young human constable in the [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch]], Fittly appears in {{T!}}. Watchmen like a joke as much as the next citizen of [[Ankh-Morpork]] and a common favourite is to play a trick on new members of the watch. A dwarf officer might find a pair of platform shoes in their locker, or a werewolf a bone or dog biscuit. It was Fittly's bright idea to place cloves of garlic in the locker of lance-constable [[Sally von Humpeding\|von Humpeding]] on the vampire's first day on the job.		A foolish young human constable in the [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch]], Fittly appears in {{T!}}. Watchmen like a joke as much as the next citizen of [[Ankh-Morpork]] and a common favourite is to play a trick on new members of the watch. A dwarf officer might find a pair of platform shoes in their locker, or a werewolf a bone or dog biscuit. It was Fittly's bright idea to place cloves of garlic in the locker of lance-constable [[Sally von Humpeding\|von Humpeding]] on the vampire's first day on the job.

	To the amusement of the watching officers, she appeared to happily eat one clove of garlic, before demanding that Fittly eat another. The tables turned on him, and his colleges chanting for him to eat, the unfortunate man had to consume a bulb of "garlic", crafted out of a ~~radish~~ and spiced with about thirty fresh chilli seeds.		To the amusement of the watching officers, she appeared to happily eat one clove of garlic, before demanding that Fittly eat another. The tables turned on him, and his colleges chanting for him to eat, the unfortunate man had to consume a bulb of "garlic", crafted out of a turnip and spiced with about thirty fresh chilli seeds.

	He was sick.		He was sick.

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	A foolish young human constable in the [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch]], Fittly appears in {{T!}}. Watchmen like a joke as much as the next citizen of [[Ankh-Morpork]] and a common favourite is to play a trick on new members of the watch. A dwarf officer might find a pair of platform shoes in their locker, or a werewolf a bone or dog biscuit. It was Fittly's bright idea to place cloves of garlic in the locker of lance-constable [[Sally von Humpeding\|von Humpeding]] on the vampire's first day on the job.		A foolish young human constable in the [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch]], Fittly appears in {{T!}}. Watchmen like a joke as much as the next citizen of [[Ankh-Morpork]] and a common favourite is to play a trick on new members of the watch. A dwarf officer might find a pair of platform shoes in their locker, or a werewolf a bone or dog biscuit. It was Fittly's bright idea to place cloves of garlic in the locker of lance-constable [[Sally von Humpeding\|von Humpeding]] on the vampire's first day on the job.

	To the amusement of the watching officers, she appeared to happily eat one clove of garlic, before demanding that Fittly eat another. The tables turned on him, and his colleges chanting for him to eat, the unfortunate man had to consume a bulb of ~~raw~~ garlic.		To the amusement of the watching officers, she appeared to happily eat one clove of garlic, before demanding that Fittly eat another. The tables turned on him, and his colleges chanting for him to eat, the unfortunate man had to consume a bulb of "garlic", crafted out of a radish and spiced with about thirty fresh chilli seeds.

	He was sick.		He was sick.
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A foolish young human constable in the [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch]], Fittly appears in {{T!}}. Watchmen like a joke as much as the next citizen of [[Ankh-Morpork]] and a common favourite is to play a trick on new members of the watch. A dwarf officer might find a pair of platform shoes in their locker, or a werewolf a bone or dog biscuit. It was Fittly's bright idea to place cloves of garlic in the locker of lance-constable [[Sally von Humpeding|von Humpeding]] on the vampire's first day on the job.

To the amusement of the watching officers, she appeared to happily eat one clove of garlic, before demanding that Fittly eat another. The tables turned on him, and his colleges chanting for him to eat, the unfortunate man had to consume a bulb of raw garlic.

He was sick.

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