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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>This is a handy reference guide, possibly aimed at [[Doctor|doctors]] and other medical practitioners, including perhaps [[Doughnut Jimmy|vets]], aiming to quantify degrees of sickness and nausea, in which being sick as a [[Parrot|parrot]] is officially graded at number five on the "wishing yourself dead" scale. Number One is held by the [[Great Combovered Eagle]], a bird capable of vomiting over three countries simultaneously.<br />
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Doctor [[Mossy Lawn]] is certainly familiar with this text, diagnosing the [[Librarian]]'s encounter with a poisoned banana as rating number five - sick as a parrot. <br />
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Which, coincidentally, is a common cliché in the post-match interview with verbally concussed professional footballers. Reference to the opposite condition, the elational state of "being over the moon" in {{UA}} is still being sought.<br />
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