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[[Nomes]] who are native to Florida, the sticky-out bit in the bottom right-hand corner of the continental United States. Descended from the original Nomes who were stranded on [[Roundworld]] when their spaceship broke down several thousand years ago, they take the form of very, very, small North American indians with a tendancy to wear grey. Meeting [[Masklin]], [[Gurder]] and [[Angalo]] was culture shock in both directions.

This tribe consists of approximately 30 nomes led by a tribal elder called ''[[Very-small-tree]]'', or Shrub for short and guided by their spiritual leader known as [[Topknot]]. They have ''also'' cracked the secret of flight and share it with their European brethren after a tasty meal of cooked lizard.

[[Gurder]], in the manner of European priests arriving in foreign parts, was shocked to discover that the Floridians have their own religion, which pays no attention ''whatsoever'' to the theological primacy of [[Arnold Bros (est. 1905)]]. Instead, the Floridians worship the heathen deity [[The Maker of Clouds|NASA]], and intense theological debate ensues. Finally the visitors are introduced to the secret of {{wp|Canada Geese|flight}}.

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