Guild of Embalmers and Allied Trades - Revision history

Jagra at 12:31, 7 September 2015

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	Whether Dil is still a member after transferring his trade skills to the stuffing of olives, and incidentally inventing the pimento-stuffed cocktail olive, is yet to be revealed.		Whether Dil is still a member after transferring his trade skills to the stuffing of olives, and incidentally inventing the pimento-stuffed cocktail olive, is yet to be revealed.

	In the [[Igor]] edition of ''Discworld Diary'', a letter from Guild President Oscar Venting to Lord Vetinari voices the Guild's concern about the increasing number of cadavers which are being turned over for their services with their salvageable parts already missing. Laudable though Igors' life-saving efforts may be, it ''does'' make this Guild's duties rather difficult, particularly when bodies which they've been asked to attend are found sitting up alive, sparks of residual static still crackling in their hair.		In the [[Igor]] edition of [[We-R-Igors: First and Last Aid\|''Discworld Diary'']], a letter from Guild President Oscar Venting to Lord Vetinari voices the Guild's concern about the increasing number of cadavers which are being turned over for their services with their salvageable parts already missing. Laudable though Igors' life-saving efforts may be, it ''does'' make this Guild's duties rather difficult, particularly when bodies which they've been asked to attend are found sitting up alive, sparks of residual static still crackling in their hair.


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Sharlee at 00:30, 5 July 2015

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	Whether Dil is still a member after transferring his trade skills to the stuffing of olives, and incidentally inventing the pimento-stuffed cocktail olive, is yet to be revealed.		Whether Dil is still a member after transferring his trade skills to the stuffing of olives, and incidentally inventing the pimento-stuffed cocktail olive, is yet to be revealed.

	In the [[Igor]] edition of ''Discworld Diary'', a letter from Guild President Oscar Venting to Lord Vetinari voices the Guild's concern about the increasing number of cadavers which are being turned over for their services with their salvageable parts already missing. Laudable though Igors' life-saving efforts may be, it ''does'' make this Guild's duties rather difficult, particularly when ~~the body to~~ which they've been asked to attend is found sitting up alive, sparks of residual static still crackling in their hair.		In the [[Igor]] edition of ''Discworld Diary'', a letter from Guild President Oscar Venting to Lord Vetinari voices the Guild's concern about the increasing number of cadavers which are being turned over for their services with their salvageable parts already missing. Laudable though Igors' life-saving efforts may be, it ''does'' make this Guild's duties rather difficult, particularly when bodies which they've been asked to attend are found sitting up alive, sparks of residual static still crackling in their hair.


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Sharlee at 00:29, 5 July 2015

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	Whether Dil is still a member after transferring his trade skills to the stuffing of olives, and incidentally inventing the pimento-stuffed cocktail olive, is yet to be revealed.		Whether Dil is still a member after transferring his trade skills to the stuffing of olives, and incidentally inventing the pimento-stuffed cocktail olive, is yet to be revealed.

	In the [[~~Igors~~]] edition of ''Discworld Diary'', a letter from Guild President Oscar Venting to Lord Vetinari voices the Guild's concern about the increasing number of cadavers which are being turned over for their services with their salvageable parts already missing. Laudable though Igors' life-saving efforts may be, it ''does'' make this Guild's duties rather difficult, particularly when the body to which they've been asked to attend is found sitting up alive, sparks of residual static still crackling in their hair.		In the [[Igor]] edition of ''Discworld Diary'', a letter from Guild President Oscar Venting to Lord Vetinari voices the Guild's concern about the increasing number of cadavers which are being turned over for their services with their salvageable parts already missing. Laudable though Igors' life-saving efforts may be, it ''does'' make this Guild's duties rather difficult, particularly when the body to which they've been asked to attend is found sitting up alive, sparks of residual static still crackling in their hair.


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Sharlee at 00:29, 5 July 2015

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	Whether Dil is still a member after transferring his trade skills to the stuffing of olives, and incidentally inventing the pimento-stuffed cocktail olive, is yet to be revealed.		Whether Dil is still a member after transferring his trade skills to the stuffing of olives, and incidentally inventing the pimento-stuffed cocktail olive, is yet to be revealed.

			In the [[Igors]] edition of ''Discworld Diary'', a letter from Guild President Oscar Venting to Lord Vetinari voices the Guild's concern about the increasing number of cadavers which are being turned over for their services with their salvageable parts already missing. Laudable though Igors' life-saving efforts may be, it ''does'' make this Guild's duties rather difficult, particularly when the body to which they've been asked to attend is found sitting up alive, sparks of residual static still crackling in their hair.


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Presumably the Disc's trade organisation for embalmers, funeral directors, undertakers, gravediggers and all those unsung performers of the seventh work of mercy. There is, or was, a [[Djelibeybi]]an branch, called the Natron Lodge: [[Dil]] the master embalmer is not only a member but holds the rank of Keeper of the Left-Hand Door.

Whether Dil is still a member after transferring his trade skills to the stuffing of olives, and incidentally inventing the pimento-stuffed cocktail olive, is yet to be revealed.

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