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	A book owned by [[Magrat Garlick]] in [[Witches Abroad]]. The book was authored by the famous [[Ankh-Morpork]] ninja [[CMOT Dibbler\| Grand Master Lobsang Dibbler]]- who lives in [[Ankh-Morpork]], a somewhat unlikely seat of cosmic wisdom. Of course, the techniques listed (hitting people with rice flails, twisting an opponent's elbow through 360 degrees, and ~~ahouting~~ 'Hai' very loudly) should not be used in aggression- otherwise it would be impossible to discover one's true place in the cosmos. In later chapters, it is hinted, one can learn how to chop bricks in half with your bare hands and walk on red-hot coals, and other cosmic things.		A book owned by [[Magrat Garlick]] in [[Witches Abroad]]. The book was authored by the famous [[Ankh-Morpork]] ninja [[CMOT Dibbler\| Grand Master Lobsang Dibbler]]- who lives in [[Ankh-Morpork]], a somewhat unlikely seat of cosmic wisdom. Of course, the techniques listed (hitting people with rice flails, twisting an opponent's elbow through 360 degrees, and shouting 'Hai' very loudly) should not be used in aggression - otherwise it would be impossible to discover one's true place in the cosmos. In later chapters, it is hinted, one can learn how to chop bricks in half with your bare hands and walk on red-hot coals, and other cosmic things.

	Unfortunately, the citizens of [[Lancre]] look down on cosmic wisdom, on the basis that it doesn't get the sheep sheared or the privy dug. The ~~chrysantheum~~-patterned headband only ~~succeeds in~~ people ~~enquiring on~~ whether you've hit your head, and the central tenet of using your opponent's strength against himself results in vague ponderings on the likelihood of imposed self-harm.		Unfortunately, the citizens of [[Lancre]] look down on cosmic wisdom, on the basis that it doesn't get the sheep sheared or the privy dug. The chrysanthemum-patterned headband only makes people enquire whether you've hit your head, and the central tenet of using your opponent's strength against himself results in vague ponderings on the likelihood of imposed self-harm.

	This highly mysterious and, above all, ''cosmic'' can be purchased quite cheaply in Ankh-Morpork, and should not be confused with the [[History Monks]], the [[Yen Buddhism\| Yen Buddhists]] and other sects found in [[Enlightenment country]]		This highly mysterious and, above all, ''cosmic'' work can be purchased quite cheaply in Ankh-Morpork, and should not be confused with the [[History Monks]], the [[Yen Buddhism\| Yen Buddhists]] and other sects found in [[Enlightenment country]]

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	This highly mysterious and, above all, ''cosmic'' can be purchased quite cheaply in Ankh-Morpork, and should not be confused with the [[History Monks]], the [[Yen Buddhism\| Yen Buddhists]] and other sects found in [[Enlightenment country]]		This highly mysterious and, above all, ''cosmic'' can be purchased quite cheaply in Ankh-Morpork, and should not be confused with the [[History Monks]], the [[Yen Buddhism\| Yen Buddhists]] and other sects found in [[Enlightenment country]]

			[[Category:Discworld culture\|Path of The Scorpion]]
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Stanley Howler at 17:55, 16 May 2012

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A book owned by [[Magrat Garlick]] in [[Witches Abroad]]. The book was authored by the famous [[Ankh-Morpork]] ninja [[CMOT Dibbler| Grand Master Lobsang Dibbler]]- who lives in [[Ankh-Morpork]], a somewhat unlikely seat of cosmic wisdom. Of course, the techniques listed (hitting people with rice flails, twisting an opponent's elbow through 360 degrees, and ahouting 'Hai' very loudly) should not be used in aggression- otherwise it would be impossible to discover one's true place in the cosmos. In later chapters, it is hinted, one can learn how to chop bricks in half with your bare hands and walk on red-hot coals, and other cosmic things.

Unfortunately, the citizens of [[Lancre]] look down on cosmic wisdom, on the basis that it doesn't get the sheep sheared or the privy dug. The chrysantheum-patterned headband only succeeds in people enquiring on whether you've hit your head, and the central tenet of using your opponent's strength against himself results in vague ponderings on the likelihood of imposed self-harm.

This highly mysterious and, above all, ''cosmic'' can be purchased quite cheaply in Ankh-Morpork, and should not be confused with the [[History Monks]], the [[Yen Buddhism| Yen Buddhists]] and other sects found in [[Enlightenment country]]