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Old Dickens: missed a "thumb"

2016-08-23T01:36:14Z

missed a "thumb"

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	[[File:Sledgehammer plant.png\|300px\|right\|Illustration by Vladimir Stankovich for ~~the~~ Discworld Emporium, who will be pleased to sell you this and other artworks at a competitive price]]		[[File:Sledgehammer plant.png\|thumb\|300px\|right\|Illustration by Vladimir Stankovich for [https://www.discworldemporium.com/cunning-creations/Homeware/discworld-flora-and-fauna-teatowel The Discworld Emporium], who will be pleased to sell you this and other artworks at a competitive price]]

	A carnivorous plant with an attitude. Unlike the Venus Flytrap, which we have on the best [[Terry Pratchett\|authority]] is not as interesting as people seem to think it is and which might half-heartedly trap and absorb a housefly once in a while, this has bigger ambitions.		A carnivorous plant with an attitude. Unlike the Venus Flytrap, which we have on the best [[Terry Pratchett\|authority]] is not as interesting as people seem to think it is and which might half-heartedly trap and absorb a housefly once in a while, this has bigger ambitions.

AgProv at 23:20, 22 August 2016

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	[[File:Sledgehammer plant.png\|300px\|right\| Illustration by Vladimir ~~Stankovixh~~ for the Discworld Emporium, who will be pleased to sell you this and other artworks at a competitive price]]		[[File:Sledgehammer plant.png\|300px\|right\|Illustration by Vladimir Stankovich for the Discworld Emporium, who will be pleased to sell you this and other artworks at a competitive price]]

	A carnivorous plant with an attitude. Unlike the Venus Flytrap, which we have on the best [[Terry Pratchett\|authority]] is not as interesting as people seem to think it is and which might half-heartedly trap and absorb a housefly once in a while, this has bigger ambitions.		A carnivorous plant with an attitude. Unlike the Venus Flytrap, which we have on the best [[Terry Pratchett\|authority]] is not as interesting as people seem to think it is and which might half-heartedly trap and absorb a housefly once in a while, this has bigger ambitions.

AgProv at 23:17, 22 August 2016

2016-08-22T23:17:43Z

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	[[File:Sledgehammer plant.png\|300px\|right\|Illustration by ~~vladimir~~ Stankovixh for the Discworld Emporium, who will be pleased to sell you this and other artworks at a competitive price]]		[[File:Sledgehammer plant.png\|300px\|right\| Illustration by Vladimir Stankovixh for the Discworld Emporium, who will be pleased to sell you this and other artworks at a competitive price]]

	A carnivorous plant with an attitude. Unlike the Venus Flytrap, which we have on the best [[Terry Pratchett\|authority]] is not as interesting as people seem to think it is and which might half-heartedly trap and absorb a housefly once in a while, this has bigger ambitions.		A carnivorous plant with an attitude. Unlike the Venus Flytrap, which we have on the best [[Terry Pratchett\|authority]] is not as interesting as people seem to think it is and which might half-heartedly trap and absorb a housefly once in a while, this has bigger ambitions.

AgProv: caption

2016-08-22T23:17:10Z

caption

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	[[File:Sledgehammer plant.png\|300px\|right]]		[[File:Sledgehammer plant.png\|300px\|right\|Illustration by vladimir Stankovixh for the Discworld Emporium, who will be pleased to sell you this and other artworks at a competitive price]]

	A carnivorous plant with an attitude. Unlike the Venus Flytrap, which we have on the best [[Terry Pratchett\|authority]] is not as interesting as people seem to think it is and which might half-heartedly trap and absorb a housefly once in a while, this has bigger ambitions.		A carnivorous plant with an attitude. Unlike the Venus Flytrap, which we have on the best [[Terry Pratchett\|authority]] is not as interesting as people seem to think it is and which might half-heartedly trap and absorb a housefly once in a while, this has bigger ambitions.

AgProv: resizing illustration

2016-08-22T23:12:54Z

resizing illustration

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	[[File:Sledgehammer plant.png]]		[[File:Sledgehammer plant.png\|300px\|right]]

	A carnivorous plant with an attitude. Unlike the Venus Flytrap, which we have on the best [[Terry Pratchett\|authority]] is not as interesting as people seem to think it is and which might half-heartedly trap and absorb a housefly once in a while, this has bigger ambitions.		A carnivorous plant with an attitude. Unlike the Venus Flytrap, which we have on the best [[Terry Pratchett\|authority]] is not as interesting as people seem to think it is and which might half-heartedly trap and absorb a housefly once in a while, this has bigger ambitions.

AgProv at 22:34, 22 August 2016

2016-08-22T22:34:35Z

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	[[File:~~Sledgehammer_Plant~~.png]]		[[File:Sledgehammer plant.png]]

	A carnivorous plant with an attitude. Unlike the Venus Flytrap, which we have on the best [[Terry Pratchett\|authority]] is not as interesting as people seem to think it is and which might half-heartedly trap and absorb a housefly once in a while, this has bigger ambitions.		A carnivorous plant with an attitude. Unlike the Venus Flytrap, which we have on the best [[Terry Pratchett\|authority]] is not as interesting as people seem to think it is and which might half-heartedly trap and absorb a housefly once in a while, this has bigger ambitions.

AgProv at 22:33, 22 August 2016

2016-08-22T22:33:42Z

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	[[File:~~Sledhehammer_Plant~~.png]]		[[File:Sledgehammer_Plant.png]]

	A carnivorous plant with an attitude. Unlike the Venus Flytrap, which we have on the best [[Terry Pratchett\|authority]] is not as interesting as people seem to think it is and which might half-heartedly trap and absorb a housefly once in a while, this has bigger ambitions.		A carnivorous plant with an attitude. Unlike the Venus Flytrap, which we have on the best [[Terry Pratchett\|authority]] is not as interesting as people seem to think it is and which might half-heartedly trap and absorb a housefly once in a while, this has bigger ambitions.

AgProv: adding artwork

2016-08-22T22:32:27Z

adding artwork

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	A carnivorous plant with an attitude. Unlike the Venus Flytrap, which we have on the best [[Terry Pratchett\|authority]] is not as interesting as people seem to think it is and which might half-heartedly trap and absorb a housefly once in a while, this has bigger ambitions.		A carnivorous plant with an attitude. Unlike the Venus Flytrap, which we have on the best [[Terry Pratchett\|authority]] is not as interesting as people seem to think it is and which might half-heartedly trap and absorb a housefly once in a while, this has bigger ambitions.

AgProv: tidying

2016-08-01T22:06:42Z

tidying

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	A carnivorous plant with an attitude. Unlike the Venus Flytrap, which we have on the best [[Terry Pratchett\|authority]] is not as interesting as people seem to think it is and which might half-heartedly trap and absorb a housefly once in a while, this has bigger ambitions.		A carnivorous plant with an attitude. Unlike the Venus Flytrap, which we have on the best [[Terry Pratchett\|authority]] is not as interesting as people seem to think it is and which might half-heartedly trap and absorb a housefly once in a while, this has bigger ambitions.

	Many an unwary traveller has disappeared forever, owing to not noticing the well-concealed sledgehammer concealed in the verdant greenery. Also known in {{CDA}} as the ''Sledgehammer Shrub'', it is believed that incautious research scientists who may well be the horticultural equivalent of [[Bergholt Stuttley Johnson]] have not only imported examples to the top-secret [[Cabbage Down]] research institute, they are cross-breeding it to the ''livelier'' [[Burley ~~bolter~~\|variants of cabbage]] to be found in the [[Sto Plains]]. What they intend to ''do'' with it in a military context is unclear, but it is hinted that there may be a peace dividend involved. Civil engineers are interested in the potential for driving supporting piles through unyielding rock or frozen Hub tundra, and it is rumoured that [[Doctor\|Doctors]] dealing with those ''difficult'' patients would appreciate a means of delivering suppositories into orifices hitherto thought too unyielding to accept them. The [[Assassins' Guild]] may also be funding the research, with a view to concluding those more professionally satisfying contracts involving ''extreme prejudice'' and which require more than the usual emphatic hint that the client has ''really'' annoyed people.		Many an unwary traveller has disappeared forever, owing to not noticing the well-concealed sledgehammer concealed in the verdant greenery. Also known in {{CDA}} as the ''Sledgehammer Shrub'', it is believed that incautious research scientists who may well be the horticultural equivalent of [[Bergholt Stuttley Johnson]] have not only imported examples to the top-secret [[Cabbage Down]] research institute, they are cross-breeding it to the ''livelier'' [[Burley Bolter\|variants of cabbage]] to be found in the [[Sto Plains]]. What they intend to ''do'' with it in a military context is unclear, but it is hinted that there may be a peace dividend involved. Civil engineers are interested in the potential for driving supporting piles through unyielding rock or frozen Hub tundra, and it is rumoured that [[Doctor\|Doctors]] dealing with those ''difficult'' patients would appreciate a means of delivering suppositories into orifices hitherto thought too unyielding to accept them. The [[Assassins' Guild]] may also be funding the research, with a view to concluding those more professionally satisfying contracts involving ''extreme prejudice'' and which require more than the usual emphatic hint that the client has ''really'' annoyed people.

	The [[Sapu Tree]] of [[Sumtri]] is by all accounts worse, but the [[Pyramid Strangler Vine]] is largely vegetarian, preying on more stupid plants, and perhaps the occasional rat for variety.		The [[Sapu Tree]] of [[Sumtri]] is by all accounts worse, but the [[Pyramid Strangler Vine]] is largely vegetarian, preying on more stupid plants, and perhaps the occasional rat for variety.

AgProv: link

2016-08-01T22:06:24Z

link

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	A carnivorous plant with an attitude. Unlike the Venus Flytrap, which we have on the best [[Terry Pratchett\|authority]] is not as interesting as people seem to think it is and which might half-heartedly trap and absorb a housefly once in a while, this has bigger ambitions.		A carnivorous plant with an attitude. Unlike the Venus Flytrap, which we have on the best [[Terry Pratchett\|authority]] is not as interesting as people seem to think it is and which might half-heartedly trap and absorb a housefly once in a while, this has bigger ambitions.

	Many an unwary traveller has disappeared forever, owing to not noticing the well-concealed sledgehammer concealed in the verdant greenery. Also known in {{CDA}} as the ''Sledgehammer Shrub'', it is believed that incautious research scientists who may well be the horticultural equivalent of [[Bergholt Stuttley Johnson]] have not only imported examples to the top-secret [[Cabbage Down]] research institute, they are cross-breeding it to the ''livelier'' variants of cabbage to be found in the [[Sto Plains]]. What they intend to ''do'' with it in a military context is unclear, but it is hinted that there may be a peace dividend involved. Civil engineers are interested in the potential for driving supporting piles through unyielding rock or frozen Hub tundra, and it is rumoured that [[Doctor\|Doctors]] dealing with those ''difficult'' patients would appreciate a means of delivering suppositories into orifices hitherto thought too unyielding to accept them. The [[Assassins' Guild]] may also be funding the research, with a view to concluding those more professionally satisfying contracts involving ''extreme prejudice'' and which require more than the usual emphatic hint that the client has ''really'' annoyed people.		Many an unwary traveller has disappeared forever, owing to not noticing the well-concealed sledgehammer concealed in the verdant greenery. Also known in {{CDA}} as the ''Sledgehammer Shrub'', it is believed that incautious research scientists who may well be the horticultural equivalent of [[Bergholt Stuttley Johnson]] have not only imported examples to the top-secret [[Cabbage Down]] research institute, they are cross-breeding it to the ''livelier'' [[Burley bolter\|variants of cabbage]] to be found in the [[Sto Plains]]. What they intend to ''do'' with it in a military context is unclear, but it is hinted that there may be a peace dividend involved. Civil engineers are interested in the potential for driving supporting piles through unyielding rock or frozen Hub tundra, and it is rumoured that [[Doctor\|Doctors]] dealing with those ''difficult'' patients would appreciate a means of delivering suppositories into orifices hitherto thought too unyielding to accept them. The [[Assassins' Guild]] may also be funding the research, with a view to concluding those more professionally satisfying contracts involving ''extreme prejudice'' and which require more than the usual emphatic hint that the client has ''really'' annoyed people.

	The [[Sapu Tree]] of [[Sumtri]] is by all accounts worse, but the [[Pyramid Strangler Vine]] is largely vegetarian, preying on more stupid plants, and perhaps the occasional rat for variety.		The [[Sapu Tree]] of [[Sumtri]] is by all accounts worse, but the [[Pyramid Strangler Vine]] is largely vegetarian, preying on more stupid plants, and perhaps the occasional rat for variety.