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	In the bad old days of the [[clacks]], many workers in the lonely outposts collapsed under the stress of long shifts of intense concentration in the swaying towers. It was said that some who came down from the towers were men<sup>1</sup> whom ordinary madmen called mad. Their madness took various forms, however; some dangerous to themselves, some to society, some only to very specific and quite rational targets.		In the bad old days of the [[clacks]], many workers in the lonely outposts collapsed under the stress of long shifts of intense concentration in the swaying towers. It was said that some who came down from the towers were men<sup>1</sup> whom ordinary madmen called mad. Their madness took various forms, however; some dangerous to themselves, some to society, some only to very specific and quite rational targets.

	Two of these , known as "Mad Al" Winton and "Sane Alex" Carlton, turned their skill and experience against the [[Grand Trunk]] Semaphore Company. They called themselves [[crackers]] and devised ways of introducing damaging messages into the system. The two were an ''Odd Couple'', Al the free spirit surrounded by clutter, and Alex the anal-compulsive, but "Mad" Al was not obviously madder than "Sane" Alex; indeed, Al tended to be the leader and spokesman. Acquiring an expelled (through the chimney) student [[Alchemists' Guild\|Alchemist]] called "Undecided Adrian" Emery (who was no madder than the average Alchemist), they formed the '''Smoking Gnu'''. Al and Alex devised code and stratagems for "cracking" the system, while Adrian created new hardware to assist them as well as to improve a future clacks technology.		Two of these, known as "Mad Al" Winton and "Sane Alex" Carlton, turned their skill and experience against the [[Grand Trunk]] Semaphore Company. They called themselves [[crackers]] and devised ways of introducing damaging messages into the system. The two were an ''Odd Couple'', Al the free spirit surrounded by clutter, and Alex the anal-compulsive, but "Mad" Al was not obviously madder than "Sane" Alex; indeed, Al tended to be the leader and spokesman. Acquiring an expelled (through the chimney) student [[Alchemists' Guild\|Alchemist]] called "Undecided Adrian" Emery (who was no madder than the average Alchemist), they formed the '''Smoking Gnu'''. Al and Alex devised code and stratagems for "cracking" the system, while Adrian created new hardware to assist them as well as to improve a future clacks technology.

	They created a packet of code<sup>2</sup> called the ''Woodpecker'' which would have destroyed many of the chain of towers, but [[Moist von Lipwig]] persuaded them to send a different message: a "neutron bomb" which would destroy the corrupt company but leave the towers standing.		They created a packet of code<sup>2</sup> called the ''Woodpecker'' which would have destroyed many of the chain of towers, but [[Moist von Lipwig]] persuaded them to send a different message: a "neutron bomb" which would destroy the corrupt company but leave the towers standing.
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	<sup>1</sup>They were all men, in the early days. Women<sup>3</sup> would follow, but they missed the worst.		<sup>1</sup>They were all men, in the early days. Women<sup>3</sup> would follow, but they missed the worst.

	<sup>2</sup>[[Walruses]] and [[Tsortean Horse]]s were not applied to the ~~Clacks~~, yet.		<sup>2</sup>[[Walruses]] and [[Tsortean Horse]]s were not applied to the clacks, yet.

	<sup>3</sup>In fact, they tended to be boys and girls.		<sup>3</sup>In fact, they tended to be boys and girls.

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	In the bad old days of the [[clacks]], many workers in the lonely outposts collapsed under the stress of long shifts of intense concentration in the swaying towers. It was said that some who came down from the towers were men<sup>1</sup> whom ordinary madmen called mad. Their madness took various forms, however; some dangerous to themselves, some to society, some only to very specific and quite rational targets.		In the bad old days of the [[clacks]], many workers in the lonely outposts collapsed under the stress of long shifts of intense concentration in the swaying towers. It was said that some who came down from the towers were men<sup>1</sup> whom ordinary madmen called mad. Their madness took various forms, however; some dangerous to themselves, some to society, some only to very specific and quite rational targets.

	Two of these , known as "Mad Al" Winton and "Sane Alex" Carlton, turned their skill and experience against the [[Grand Trunk]] Semaphore Company. They called themselves [[crackers]] and devised ways of introducing damaging messages into the system. The two were an ''Odd Couple'', Al the free spirit surrounded by clutter, and Alex the anal-compulsive, but "Mad" Al was not obviously madder than "Sane" Alex; indeed, Al tended to be the leader and spokesman. Acquiring an expelled (through the chimney) student [[Alchemists' Guild\|Alchemist]] called "Undecided Adrian" Emery (who was no madder than the average Alchemist), they formed the Smoking Gnu. Al and Alex devised code and stratagems for "cracking" the system, while Adrian created new hardware to assist them as well as to improve a future clacks technology.		Two of these , known as "Mad Al" Winton and "Sane Alex" Carlton, turned their skill and experience against the [[Grand Trunk]] Semaphore Company. They called themselves [[crackers]] and devised ways of introducing damaging messages into the system. The two were an ''Odd Couple'', Al the free spirit surrounded by clutter, and Alex the anal-compulsive, but "Mad" Al was not obviously madder than "Sane" Alex; indeed, Al tended to be the leader and spokesman. Acquiring an expelled (through the chimney) student [[Alchemists' Guild\|Alchemist]] called "Undecided Adrian" Emery (who was no madder than the average Alchemist), they formed the '''Smoking Gnu'''. Al and Alex devised code and stratagems for "cracking" the system, while Adrian created new hardware to assist them as well as to improve a future clacks technology.

	They created a packet of code<sup>2</sup> called the ''Woodpecker'' which would have destroyed many of the chain of towers, but [[Moist von Lipwig]] persuaded them to send a different message: a "neutron bomb" which would destroy the corrupt company but leave the towers standing.		They created a packet of code<sup>2</sup> called the ''Woodpecker'' which would have destroyed many of the chain of towers, but [[Moist von Lipwig]] persuaded them to send a different message: a "neutron bomb" which would destroy the corrupt company but leave the towers standing.
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	==Gnotation==		==Gnotation==

	Those familiar with {{wp\|GNU\|'''GNU'''}} will gneed gno elaboration on the Ourobourosian joke around it, others, even less.		Those familiar with {{wp\|GNU\|'''GNU'''}} will gneed gno elaboration on the Ourobourosian joke around it, others, even less.

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	In the bad old days of the [[clacks]], many workers in the lonely outposts collapsed under the stress of long shifts of intense concentration in the swaying towers. It was said that some who came down from the towers were men<sup>1</sup> whom ordinary madmen called mad. Their madness took various forms, however;		In the bad old days of the [[clacks]], many workers in the lonely outposts collapsed under the stress of long shifts of intense concentration in the swaying towers. It was said that some who came down from the towers were men<sup>1</sup> whom ordinary madmen called mad. Their madness took various forms, however; some dangerous to themselves, some to society, some only to very specific and quite rational targets.
	some dangerous to themselves, some to society, some only to very specific and quite rational targets.

	Two of these , known as "Mad Al" Winton and "Sane Alex" Carlton, turned their skill and experience against the [[Grand Trunk]] Semaphore Company. They called themselves [[crackers]] and devised ways of introducing damaging messages into the system. The two were an ''Odd Couple'', Al the free spirit surrounded by clutter, and Alex the anal-compulsive, but "Mad" Al was not obviously madder than "Sane" Alex; indeed, Al tended to be the leader and spokesman. Acquiring an expelled (through the chimney) student [[Alchemists' Guild\|Alchemist]] called "Undecided Adrian" Emery (who was no madder than the average Alchemist), they formed the Smoking Gnu. Al and Alex devised code and stratagems for "cracking" the system, while Adrian created new hardware to assist them as well as to improve a future clacks technology.		Two of these , known as "Mad Al" Winton and "Sane Alex" Carlton, turned their skill and experience against the [[Grand Trunk]] Semaphore Company. They called themselves [[crackers]] and devised ways of introducing damaging messages into the system. The two were an ''Odd Couple'', Al the free spirit surrounded by clutter, and Alex the anal-compulsive, but "Mad" Al was not obviously madder than "Sane" Alex; indeed, Al tended to be the leader and spokesman. Acquiring an expelled (through the chimney) student [[Alchemists' Guild\|Alchemist]] called "Undecided Adrian" Emery (who was no madder than the average Alchemist), they formed the Smoking Gnu. Al and Alex devised code and stratagems for "cracking" the system, while Adrian created new hardware to assist them as well as to improve a future clacks technology.
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	In addition, the ''Woodpecker'' itself likely refers to the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Woodpecker Russian Woodpecker].		In addition, the ''Woodpecker'' itself likely refers to the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Woodpecker Russian Woodpecker].

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	In addition, the ''Woodpecker'' itself likely refers to the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Woodpecker Russian Woodpecker].		In addition, the ''Woodpecker'' itself likely refers to the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Woodpecker Russian Woodpecker].

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In the bad old days of the [[clacks]], many workers in the lonely outposts collapsed under the stress of long shifts of intense concentration in the swaying towers. It was said that some who came down from the towers were men1 whom ordinary madmen called mad. Their madness took various forms, however;
some dangerous to themselves, some to society, some only to very specific and quite rational targets.

Two of these , known as "Mad Al" Winton and "Sane Alex" Carlton, turned their skill and experience against the [[Grand Trunk]] Semaphore Company. They called themselves [[crackers]] and devised ways of introducing damaging messages into the system. The two were an ''Odd Couple'', Al the free spirit surrounded by clutter, and Alex the anal-compulsive, but "Mad" Al was not obviously madder than "Sane" Alex; indeed, Al tended to be the leader and spokesman. Acquiring an expelled (through the chimney) student [[Alchemists' Guild|Alchemist]] called "Undecided Adrian" Emery (who was no madder than the average Alchemist), they formed the Smoking Gnu. Al and Alex devised code and stratagems for "cracking" the system, while Adrian created new hardware to assist them as well as to improve a future clacks technology.

They created a packet of code2 called the ''Woodpecker'' which would have destroyed many of the chain of towers, but [[Moist von Lipwig]] persuaded them to send a different message: a "neutron bomb" which would destroy the corrupt company but leave the towers standing.

1They were all men, in the early days. Women3 would follow, but they missed the worst.

2[[Walruses]] and [[Tsortean Horse]]s were not applied to the Clacks, yet.

3In fact, they tended to be boys and girls.

==Gnotation==

Those familiar with {{wp|GNU|'''GNU'''}} will gneed gno elaboration on the Ourobourosian joke around it, others, even less.

==Annotation==
This may be a reference to [http://www.thesmokinggun.com/'''The Smoking Gun'''] and also a reference to the "Smoking Gun" tape involved in the Watergate scandal, or the Lone Gunmen from Chris Cater's X-files, who could also be described in similar terms as the the members of the Smoking Gnu (Two were "hackers" and the third an ex employee of the FCC).

In addition, the ''Woodpecker'' itself likely refers to the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Woodpecker Russian Woodpecker].
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