Feltwhistles

The Feltwhistles are a group of villages served by The Altiplano Express Line. The railway station is at Upper Feltwhistle. Travelling out of Ankh-Morpork, the preceding station is Monks Deveril and the following station is Seven Bangs. Master pig-borers in this area have large and invariably tedious repertoires of the sort of stories guaranteed to induce terminal brain-death in any pig, and an annual championship is held at the Pig-Borer's Arms.