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An [[Army]] regiment that unsucessfully sought to trade in its horses for dragons. Its last commmander, indeed its last surviving oficer, is Colonel [[Charles Augustus Makepeace]], author of the stirring military memoir ''Twenty-four Years Without Eyebrows''.  
An [[Army]] regiment that unsuccessfully sought to make use of the [[swamp dragon]] in battle. Its last commander, indeed its last surviving trooper, is Colonel [[Charles Augustus Makepeace]], author of the stirring military memoir ''Twenty-four Years Without Eyebrows''.  


Given the unremarkable size of the average swamp dragon, the dragons bred to be large enough to ride must have been some sight... it is interesting that Lady [[Sybil Ramkin]] has never mentioned them, especially when she is known to have said the usual swamp dragon only gets to be two foot eight at the shoulder.
He had known Lady [[Sybil Ramkin]] at the start of this venture and she had warned that it would be totally impossible to breed dragons stable enough for warfare. She was of course right but in true military fashion they piled dreadful failure on top of failure for twenty-odd years.
 
The Colonel’s discussion with Vimes at dinner was cut short by his wife so no explanation was given on how the regiment intended to use these living flame throwers. As a breed dragons are small enough to carry but given the heat of their flame and tendency to explode herding may have been safer.
 
Colonel Makepeace has retired but still keeps a few dragons as he says ‘a day without a singe is a day without sunshine’. They save on matches as well.


Colonel Makepeace has retired to breed dragons.


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Revision as of 19:57, 13 February 2013

An Army regiment that unsuccessfully sought to make use of the swamp dragon in battle. Its last commander, indeed its last surviving trooper, is Colonel Charles Augustus Makepeace, author of the stirring military memoir Twenty-four Years Without Eyebrows.

He had known Lady Sybil Ramkin at the start of this venture and she had warned that it would be totally impossible to breed dragons stable enough for warfare. She was of course right but in true military fashion they piled dreadful failure on top of failure for twenty-odd years.

The Colonel’s discussion with Vimes at dinner was cut short by his wife so no explanation was given on how the regiment intended to use these living flame throwers. As a breed dragons are small enough to carry but given the heat of their flame and tendency to explode herding may have been safer.

Colonel Makepeace has retired but still keeps a few dragons as he says ‘a day without a singe is a day without sunshine’. They save on matches as well..