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(Rumbled. Seeking to disguise copy-and-paste and being less obvious about it! Putting more effort in, basically...)
(AAAARGH! now I see what Old Dickens was hinting at. Faulty assumptions again. Apologies!)
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'''Maidenhair''' is yet another of those disregarded [[Herbs|herbs]], thought of as mere ''weeds'', but concealing secrets known (mainly) only to [[Witches' Magic|witches]] from places such as [[Lancre]]. [[Magrat Garlick]] knows something of its properties, having been extensively educated in herbology by her mentor [[Goodie Whemper]]. [[Granny Weatherwax]] and [[Hilta Goatfounder]], by inference from the name, may well use it in, er... ''[[Granny Weatherwax's Ramrub Invigoratore|certain preparations]]''.  
Professor Maidenhair is a [[Wizards|wizard]] who is on long-term sick leave from [[Unseen University]] with a diplomatically undefined "problem". In his leave of absence, his role is being covered by a locum, Professor [[Bengo Macarona]] from Brindisi, whose full academic title is Professor Macarona D.Thau ([[Bugarup University|Bug]]), D.Maus (Chubb), Magistaludorum (QIS), Octavium (Hons), PHGK (Blit), DMSK, Mack, D.Thau ([[Brazeneck College|Bra]]), Visiting Professor in Chickens (Jahn the Conqueror University (Floor 2, Shrimp Packers building, [[Genua]])), Primo Octo (Deux), Visiting Professor of [[Blit]]/[[Slood]] Exchanges ([[Al Khali]]), KCbfj, Reciprocating Professor of [[Blit]] Theory (Unki), D.Thau (Unki), Didimus Supremius (Unki), Emeritus Professor in [[Blit]] Substrate Determinations (Chubb), Chair of [[Blit]] and Music Studies ([[Quirm College for Young Ladies]]).  


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Revision as of 15:03, 27 July 2016

Professor Maidenhair is a wizard who is on long-term sick leave from Unseen University with a diplomatically undefined "problem". In his leave of absence, his role is being covered by a locum, Professor Bengo Macarona from Brindisi, whose full academic title is Professor Macarona D.Thau (Bug), D.Maus (Chubb), Magistaludorum (QIS), Octavium (Hons), PHGK (Blit), DMSK, Mack, D.Thau (Bra), Visiting Professor in Chickens (Jahn the Conqueror University (Floor 2, Shrimp Packers building, Genua)), Primo Octo (Deux), Visiting Professor of Blit/Slood Exchanges (Al Khali), KCbfj, Reciprocating Professor of Blit Theory (Unki), D.Thau (Unki), Didimus Supremius (Unki), Emeritus Professor in Blit Substrate Determinations (Chubb), Chair of Blit and Music Studies (Quirm College for Young Ladies).