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(AAAARGH! now I see what Old Dickens was hinting at. Faulty assumptions again. Apologies!)
(Oh. I missed the fundamental problem, too.)
 
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Professor Maidenhair is a [[Wizards|wizard]] who is on long-term sick leave from [[Unseen University]] with a diplomatically undefined "problem". In his leave of absence, his role is being covered by a locum, Professor [[Bengo Macarona]] from Brindisi, whose full academic title is Professor Macarona D.Thau ([[Bugarup University|Bug]]), D.Maus (Chubb), Magistaludorum (QIS), Octavium (Hons), PHGK (Blit), DMSK, Mack, D.Thau ([[Brazeneck College|Bra]]), Visiting Professor in Chickens (Jahn the Conqueror University (Floor 2, Shrimp Packers building, [[Genua]])), Primo Octo (Deux), Visiting Professor of [[Blit]]/[[Slood]] Exchanges ([[Al Khali]]), KCbfj, Reciprocating Professor of [[Blit]] Theory (Unki), D.Thau (Unki), Didimus Supremius (Unki), Emeritus Professor in [[Blit]] Substrate Determinations (Chubb), Chair of [[Blit]] and Music Studies ([[Quirm College for Young Ladies]]).  
Professor Maidenhair is a [[Wizards|wizard]] who is on long-term sick leave from [[Unseen University]] with a diplomatically undefined "problem". In his leave of absence, his role is being covered by a locum, Professor [[Bengo Macarona]] from Brindisi, whose full academic title is Professor Macarona D.Thau ([[Bugarup University|Bug]]), D.Maus (Chubb), Magistaludorum (QIS), Octavium (Hons), PHGK (Blit), DMSK, Mack, D.Thau ([[Brazeneck College|Bra]]), Visiting Professor in Chickens (Jahn the Conqueror University (Floor 2, Shrimp Packers building, [[Genua]])), Primo Octo (Deux), Visiting Professor of [[Blit]]/[[Slood]] Exchanges ([[Al Khali]]), KCbfj, Reciprocating Professor of [[Blit]] Theory (Unki), D.Thau (Unki), Didimus Supremius (Unki), Emeritus Professor in [[Blit]] Substrate Determinations (Chubb), Chair of [[Blit]] and Music Studies ([[Quirm College for Young Ladies]]).  


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Latest revision as of 15:23, 27 July 2016

Professor Maidenhair is a wizard who is on long-term sick leave from Unseen University with a diplomatically undefined "problem". In his leave of absence, his role is being covered by a locum, Professor Bengo Macarona from Brindisi, whose full academic title is Professor Macarona D.Thau (Bug), D.Maus (Chubb), Magistaludorum (QIS), Octavium (Hons), PHGK (Blit), DMSK, Mack, D.Thau (Bra), Visiting Professor in Chickens (Jahn the Conqueror University (Floor 2, Shrimp Packers building, Genua)), Primo Octo (Deux), Visiting Professor of Blit/Slood Exchanges (Al Khali), KCbfj, Reciprocating Professor of Blit Theory (Unki), D.Thau (Unki), Didimus Supremius (Unki), Emeritus Professor in Blit Substrate Determinations (Chubb), Chair of Blit and Music Studies (Quirm College for Young Ladies).