http://wiki.lspace.org/index.php?title=Nanny_Ogg_(championship_variety)&feed=atom&action=historyNanny Ogg (championship variety) - Revision history2024-03-28T08:41:35ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.40.0http://wiki.lspace.org/index.php?title=Nanny_Ogg_(championship_variety)&diff=4632&oldid=prevOsiris: 1 revision: Discworld import 22012-09-24T00:07:10Z<p>1 revision: Discworld import 2</p>
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</td></tr></table>Osirishttp://wiki.lspace.org/index.php?title=Nanny_Ogg_(championship_variety)&diff=4631&oldid=prevOld Dickens at 17:04, 26 December 20082008-12-26T17:04:09Z<p></p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>It's small, full-bodied, somewhat red and round and shiny and fruity. It keeps well, but is prone to wrinkling. After winning several championships, and belonging to a variety which is ''extremely'' fecund, disgustingly robust and which breeds like nothing on earth, it is ''very'' likely that thousands of people across the Disc will soon be having a very big nibble on a [[Gytha Ogg]].<br />
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We are in fact talking about a championship-winning apple variey grown by [[Lancre]]'s peerless horticulturist, [[Percy Hopcroft]]. In gratitude for a cure perpetrated on him after he fell off a ladder and broke his leg, Percy named the new apple after his local witch, a fact she took great pride in. Unfortunately for Percy, she wasn't slow in boasting about it to [[Esmerelda Weatherwax]], who pointedly refused a consequent invitation to dine on roast pork and apple sauce. The unfortunate consequences may be read in [[Short Story:The Sea and Little Fishes|The Sea and Little Fishes]]. However, Percy, a man with the usual well-honed sense of self-preservation common in [[Lancre]] when dealing with [[Witches' magic|witches]], redeemed himself by asking permission to name ''another'' prize-winning variety the [[Esme Weatherwax (championship variety)|Esme Weatherwax]].<br />
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