|Name||Miss Sally Cambric, aka "Long Tall Short Fat Sally"|
|Occupation||Witch in training|
|Physical appearance||Regular height is five foot six, but her height fluctuates greatly with the tides|
|Books||I Shall Wear Midnight|
Better known as "Long Tall Short Fat Sally," Miss Cambric suffers from a terrible allergy to tides. This causes her to change height and width drastically within the course of a few hours. The nickname is rather unfair; she can't help being allergic to tides. This may be a callback to Tethys.