Sidney Lopsides

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Sidney Lopsides
Sidney Lopsides, as drawn by Matt Smith
Name Sidney Lopsides
Race Human
Occupation Beggar
Physical appearance
Residence Ankh Morpork
Marital Status
Cameos Jingo

Sidney Lopsides is the only man in Ankh-Morpork to be paid two dollars a day from City funds to wear a sack over his head. It wasn’t that he was spectacularly deformed, as such, it was merely that anyone who saw him spent the rest of the day with an unnerving feeling that they were upside down.. He is a beggar and belongs to the Beggars' Guild, and also earns money as an informant to Lord Vetinari, as it can truly be said that he has his ear to the ground.