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Uncle Bootsie was a  seventh-nose Dan and [[sloshi]]-sensai, eminently capable of slaying seventeen [[Pseudopolis|Pseudopolitian]] mercenaries in a single mêlée, armed only with a ladder and two buckets of wallpaper paste.  
Uncle Bootsie was a  seventh-nose Dan and [[sloshi]]-sensai, eminently capable of slaying seventeen [[Pseudopolis|Pseudopolitian]] mercenaries in a single mêlée, armed only with a ladder and two buckets of wallpaper paste.  


It is said, although only by clowns, that when this was first demonstrated on the field of combat, forty-one other mercaneries were incapacitated by laughter and overpowered by the rest of the [[Army|Clowns' Battallion]] in addition to the seventeen slain by the ladder and the paste.
It is said, although only by clowns, that when this was first demonstrated on the field of combat, forty-one other mercenaries were incapacitated by laughter and overpowered by the rest of the [[Army|Clowns' Battalion]] in addition to the seventeen slain by the ladder and the paste.




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Revision as of 01:39, 7 January 2014

Uncle Bootsie was a seventh-nose Dan and sloshi-sensai, eminently capable of slaying seventeen Pseudopolitian mercenaries in a single mêlée, armed only with a ladder and two buckets of wallpaper paste.

It is said, although only by clowns, that when this was first demonstrated on the field of combat, forty-one other mercenaries were incapacitated by laughter and overpowered by the rest of the Clowns' Battalion in addition to the seventeen slain by the ladder and the paste.