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Going "B-total" is - for a [[Vampire|vampire]] - going totally without Blood. For some, they sign the Pledge and become a [[Black Ribbon|Black Ribboner]], joing either the [[Überwald League of Temperance]] or that of [[Ankh-Morpork League of Temperance|Ankh-Morpork]]. For others it is a personal choice, but forsaking all drinking of the B-vord leads to NOT being found with "an apple in their mouth and a clove of garlic where the sun does not shine wwwaiting for the stroke of the sharpened axe" ([[John Smith|John Not-A-Vampire-At-All Smith]], President of the Ankh-Morpork League of Temperance).

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The [[Roundworld]] reference is to going {{wp|Teetotalism|'''Tee'''total}}, i.e. abstaining from all alcohol. The "T" stands for "Temperance".

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