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The '''Witchfinder Army''' is an organization which is now made up of only two members; Sergeant [[Shadwell]] and Private [[Newton Pulsifer]].  The Army is paid for by both the angel [[Aziraphale]] and his opposite number [[Anthony Crowley|Crowley]], but that's still not very much at all.

About the only thing the Witchfinder Army ever accomplished in its post-Restoration heyday (excluding sterling work put in two centuries later   by R.S.M. [[Nurker]] to make the Empire safe for missionaries) was the burning at the stake of one [[Agnes Nutter]]. This was done by [[Newton Pulsifer]]'s multi-great-grandfather, Major Thou-Shalt-Not-Commit-Adultery Pulsifer, who was rather satisfied with himself until the gunpowder was lit and the nails came flying out.




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