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|title= Mrs Spudding | |title= Mrs Spudding | ||
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|name= Mrs Spudding | |name= Mrs Spudding | ||
|age= 75 | |age= 75 | ||
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|occupation= Cleaner | |occupation= Cleaner | ||
|appearance= | |appearance= wooden teeth | ||
|residence= [[New Cobblers]], [[Ankh-Morpork]] | |residence= [[New Cobblers]], [[Ankh-Morpork]] | ||
Latest revision as of 17:39, 17 July 2021
| Mrs Spudding | |
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| Name | Mrs Spudding |
| Race | Human |
| Age | 75 |
| Occupation | Cleaner |
| Physical appearance | wooden teeth |
| Residence | New Cobblers, Ankh-Morpork |
| Death | |
| Parents | |
| Relatives | |
| Children | |
| Marital Status | |
| Appearances | |
| Books | Thud! |
| Cameos | |
A wannabee pole-dancer, Mrs. Spudding's career aspirations were sadly limited by the fact she was (i) seventy-five, and (ii) not as limber as she used to be.
After three hours' entrapment in the Pink PussyCat Club, with her dress over her head and her foot caught in her long-johns, she had to suffer rescue by Sergeant Fred Colon and Constable Precious Jolson of the Watch. Ultimately, the situation required that the entire pole be removed in order to extricate the old woman.
Well, a girl can dream....