Ariadne Gordon

Ariadne
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Name	Ariadne Gordon
Race	Human
Age	Middle aged
Occupation	Dowager
Physical appearance
Residence
Death
Parents
Relatives	An Aunt Marigold
Children	Six children named: Mavis Emily Fluer Jane Amanda and Hermione
Marital Status	Husband deceased
Appearances
Books
Cameos	Snuff

Ariadne is a good friend of Lady Sybil. She has had six children with an unnamed husband. Her children are Mavis, Emily, Fleur, Jane, Amanda and Hermione. Mavis is very devout. Emily is an excellent cook but is very conscious of her enormous bosom. Apparently Fleur makes lovely bonnets. Amanda apparently is a very strange girl who likes frogs though that may have been a misunderstanding. Hermione is considered by the family to be rather scandalous due to the fact that she is a lumberjack. Nothing is said about Jane.

In what is almost an epilogue at the end of the book, we discover that under the indirect patronage of the Duke and Duchess of Ankh, who have provided accommodation, the girls are prospering in Ankh-Morpork. Emily is engaged to be married, while Fleur and the others have a thriving bonnet-making business, which sets up an intricate multilevel pun. Mrs Gordon's daughters here, remember. Gordon's Bonnets evokes the cry of awed disbelief down the Multiverse - Gordon Bennett!. In the novel being parodied, and indeed in the early 1800's in England, wearing a bonnet was de rigeur. Jane Austen and her characters are always depicted as bonnet-wearing, by some ancient by-law. And her family, of widowed mother and six daughters, was called Bennett.

And Jane's first novel is called Pride and Extreme Prejudice...

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