Pedestriana
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Name | Pedestriana |
Race | divine |
Age | immortal |
Occupation | Goddess of pedal utility |
Physical appearance | In front of mass gatherings of the Faithful wherever the most dextrous pedal practitioners are celebrated |
Residence | The Tackle Urn? |
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Books | Unseen Academicals |
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Goddess of things using feet.
Footballers????
The goddess appears early and late in the events of Unseen Academicals to promote and direct the Beautiful Game which serves as a sacrament to her.
Annotation
Most people know the Biblical concept of divine retribution which runs ...an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.... and after a while realise this comes up in the Discworld interpretation as embodied in the Gods Blind Io (eyes) and Offler (teeth). But take a closer look at Deuteronomy 19:21. Which reads, in full:
Thine eye shall not pity. Life shall go for life; an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a hand for a hand, a foot for a foot...
Pedestriana is intimately associated with feet. In the same primal way Io gets eyes and Offler gets teeth. Now which God or Goddess does hands?
Seven-Handed Sek. Of course. Thank you for the prompt.