Wellcome to Ankh-Morporke, Citie of One Thousand Surprises

A book published by the Ankh-Morpork Guild of Merchants. It extols the virtues of this great city through ample use of exaggeration, flowery language, and outright lies. It now has an entire section entitled Soe you're a Barbaeriean Invader?, which has notes on night life, folklorique bargains in the bazaar, and, under the heading "Steppe-ing Out", a list of restaurants that do a dependable mares' milk and yak pudding.

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