Along the Ankh with Bow, Rod and Staff with a Knob on the End

This is an as-yet-unfinished autobiography by Mustrum Ridcully detailing at great and detailed length all the adventures he had whilst out there huntin', fishin', and shootin' things. Anything that moved but didn't move fast enough, basically. The manuscript is as yet uncompleted but he swears he'll return to it someday when the taxin' and demandin' job of University Archchancellor allows him more time.