Methodia Rascal

An artist, he painted the Battle of Koom Valley, a work of art fifty feet long and ten feet high that depicted the famous battle between the Dwarfs and the Trolls. During the painting of the picture (which took several years to complete) he went insane, often thinking he was being pursued by the Chicken and occasionally thinking he was the Chicken. He choked to death on feathers just after the painting was completed, with a note underneath him that read :'Awk! Awk! It comes! IT COMES!'. He left behind many hundred notes to himself behind, stuffed in old chicken-feed sacks.

In the painting, over two thousand, four hundred and ninety individual dwarfs and trolls can be identified by armour or body markings. It was composed as panoscopic art, and the viewer should be wholly encircled by the mural to feel right in the thick of the action.

If you cannot visit the Royal Art Museum, you should at least get a copy of the - unfortunately rather sensationalist - treatsy "Koom Valley Codex", which has many detailed detailed sketches of the painting.

The picture plays an important role in Thud! to solve the mystery of the Battle.