Spudding

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Mrs Spudding
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Name Mrs Spudding
Race Human
Age 75
Occupation Cleaner
Physical appearance
Residence New Cobblers, Ankh-Morpork
Death
Parents
Relatives
Children
Marital Status
Appearances
Books Thud!
Cameos


A wannabee pole-dancer, Mrs. Spudding's career aspirations were sadly limited by the fact she was (i) seventy-five, and (ii) not as limber as she used to be.

After three hours' entrapment in the Pink PussyCat Club, with her dress over her head and her foot caught in her long-johns, she had to suffer rescue by Sergeant Fred Colon and Constable Precious Jolson of the Watch. Ultimately, the situation required that the entire pole be removed in order to extricate the old woman.

Well, a girl can dream....