Five Hours and Sixteen Minutes Among The Goblins of Far Uberwald

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In the opinion of author J.P. Bunderbell, this was at least five hours too long. In the remaining sixteen minutes, his professional observations covered certain salient facts, ie that the goblin race ranges in size from unpleasantly large to disgustingly small, that the species have the same level of cultural sophistication as the average yoghurt, and would be incessant nose-pickers except for the fact they frequently miss their own nostrils.

Very few copies of the book remain in circulation. The copy formerly owned by "Ladyship" was last seen in the possession of Mr Nutt, but has since disappeared.