Lady Waggon's Book of Household Management

A book heavily read by Gladys the Golem into womenly duties that includes such gems as:

• Any bodies found during a weekend party should be disposed of discreetly to avoid scandal.

• Watchmen are disrepectful and do not wipe their dirty boots.

The authoress is the Lady Deirdre Waggon - or more probably was: the etiquette is antiquated.