Schwarzlache von Morecombe
Mr. Schwarzlache von Morecombe is a vampire and a lawyer. He is one of the triumvirate of the undead who run the legal firm Morecombe, Slant and Honeyplace. Mr. Slant is a zombie, and Mr. Honeyplace is another vampire. They have been around for a very long time. For example, Mr. Morecombe has been the Ramkin family lawyer for over 400 years.
He is pale in appearance, with pearly dead eyes and a scrawny neck, like a tortoise.