Mr Trespass Hatchcock
A wool salesman. Whenever his business brought him to Ankh-Morpork, he stayed at Miss Eucrasia Arcanum's Lodging House for Respectable Working Men. He always brought her a little gift suitable for a widow of her assumed age. Oddly, Hatchcock's wire-rimmed spectacles and third-hand suit have not been seen in the city since the death of Albert Spangler.