Ezeriel, Queen of Klatch, apparently had a squint, but this did not prevent her from out-lasting fourteen husbands. And they were only the official ones. She apparently lived two hundred or so years before the events described in Maskerade. An ancestor of the Sto Lat queen Keli, as noted in Mort, Ezeriel was crossed in love and ended her life by (intentionally!) seating herself upon an asp. She was also famous for bathing in asses' milk, and thus, it is speculated by Igneous Cutwell, smelled rather like yoghurt.