Quirm Manor

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A large, possibly country, house, not necessarily within the city of Quirm, that made the fundamental error of employing Bergholt Stuttley Johnson to landscape their gardens. Bloody Stupid Johnson, told the client wanted a view, obliged by piling up fifty thousand tons of earth and infill into a giant artificial hill just in front of the manor, saying I don't know about you, guv'nor, but it would drive me bloody mad to have to look at a lot of distant mountains and things all day long, what do you think?