Happy Porker Café

The dismal motorway service station from which the Four Riders of the Apocalypse - and the Four Other Riders Of The Apocalypse - ride out on the Last Day. The only waitress on duty is bored rigid and darning socks, the Trivial Pursuit machine is only answering questions on Death, Famine, War and Pollution (one tall dark stranger in biker leathers is winning everything - except for one question concerning Elvis Presley which he maintains is dead wrong, as I NEVER TOUCHED HIM) - and the only foodstuff on offer is suddenly a slice of woebegone pizza with anchovies and olives on.

Clearly a place to ride out from, as even oblivion is better than this.