Alphonse Nobbs
Alf Nobbs is a Bledlow at UU and someone to whom the Wizards turn for information on The Shove. Friend to Frankly Ottomy, another of the Bledlows. He hails from Quirm, and his full name is Alphonse Nobbs.
Though his last name suggests otherwise, Bledlow Nobbs takes every possible opportunity to reassure that he is no way, shape, or form related to Corporal Nobby Nobbs of the Watch.