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{{Character Data
|name= Banana N'Vectif
|race= [[Humans|Human]]
|occupation= Hunter
|appearance=
|residence= [[Klatch]]
|cameos={{MP}}
}}


'''Banana N'Vectif''', cunningest hunter in the great yellow plains of [[Klatch (country)|Klatch]], has trapped everything from Zebras to [[Tharga|Thargas]]. He traded the skins with the nearby [[N'Kouf]], and overheard a tradesman stating that there was great demand for a better mousetrap. Banana took it upon himself to design it, and actually succeeded. Moments after completion, he heard a noise like rain and everything went dark. Hours later, Banana woke up among the ruins of his home, which had gone up against a half-mile wide herd of elephants and lost. Build a better mousetrap, and a thousand elephants, if not the world, will beat a path to your door.
'''Banana N'Vectif''', cunningest hunter in the great yellow plains of [[Klatch (country)|Klatch]], has trapped everything from Zebras to [[Tharga|Thargas]]. He traded the skins with the nearby [[N'Kouf]], and overheard a tradesman stating that there was great demand for a better mousetrap. Banana took it upon himself to design it, and actually succeeded. Moments after completion, he heard a noise like rain and everything went dark. Hours later, Banana woke up among the ruins of his home, which had gone up against a half-mile wide herd of elephants and lost. Build a better mousetrap, and a thousand elephants, if not the world, will beat a path to your door.

Latest revision as of 21:22, 23 October 2017

Banana N'Vectif, cunningest hunter in the great yellow plains of Klatch, has trapped everything from Zebras to Thargas. He traded the skins with the nearby N'Kouf, and overheard a tradesman stating that there was great demand for a better mousetrap. Banana took it upon himself to design it, and actually succeeded. Moments after completion, he heard a noise like rain and everything went dark. Hours later, Banana woke up among the ruins of his home, which had gone up against a half-mile wide herd of elephants and lost. Build a better mousetrap, and a thousand elephants, if not the world, will beat a path to your door.