Lady Waggon's Book of Household Management

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A book heavily read by Gladys the Golem into womenly duties that includes such gems as:

  • Any bodies found during a weekend party should be disposed of discreetly to avoid scandal.
  • Watchmen are disrepectful and do not wipe their dirty boots.

The authoress is the Lady Deirdre Waggon - or more probably was: the etiquette is antiquated.