Pacha Moj's uncle
An un-named member of a small isolated tribe previously lacking in the arts of fire and metalworking, who is referenced in Small Gods during the multi-national invasion of Djelibeybi as somebody who a lot of people, unaccountably, wanted to hit over the head with a rock. Their representative Fasta Benj and his people had no word for war, since they had no one to fight and life was quite tough enough as it was. P'Tang-P'Tang's words had arrived as: "remember when Pacha Moj hit his uncle with big rock? Like that, only more worse." However this explanation was slightly lost as Fasta Benj could not understand why lots of people would want to hit Pacha Moj's uncle with a rock.