Rudolph Scattering

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Rudolph is another neurovore with a gift for taking up unsuitable jobs. Unfortunately Rudolph faces an insurmountable problem. His panphobia (an irrational fear of absolutely everything that he can see, not see, smell, taste, hear or feel) means that there are no jobs whatsoever that could be considered suitable for him, especially the job of Night Watchman at the Royal Art Museum which (just to make things slightly worse for Rudolph) sometimes requires him to be on the premises when it's dark.

He was later taken on by Grace Speaker to work in her pet shop on Pelicool Steps, but left after three days because the way the kittens stared at him gave him nightmares. The world can be very cruel to some people...