River Blintz

 The River Blintz rises in the Trollbone Mountains and runs through its valley in Uberwald, taking in towns like Blintz, Ugli, Porkscratchenz and Bad Blintz on the way. Where it meets the  River Smarl or an offshoot of this river at Glintz, it becomes the Vieux River  and runs all the way out to Genua and the sea.