Jolly Cabbage
The Jolly Cabbage is the pub in the town of Scrote, which was in the time of Soul Music inhospitable to The Band With Rocks In, and even more inhospitable to a luckless visiting troll whose memory linges on in the garden rockery. While the pub has expanded and built an annex to take advantage of the rtailway trade, in the opinion of Mrs Georgina Bradshaw it hasn't changed or improved much.